Quotes About Sheldon Cooper

#1. I address you with neither rancor nor bitterness in the fading twilight of life, with but one purpose in mind: to serve my country.

Douglas MacArthur

#2. Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Jim Parsons

#3. Yes, racism looks like hate, but hate is just one manifestation. Privilege is another. Access is another. Ignorance is another. Apathy is another, and so on.

Scott Woods

#4. Yes, babies in the womb are human beings, but so what?

MaryElizabeth Williams

#5. I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Chuck Lorre

#6. That's the rankest psychologism, and was conclusively revealed as hogwash by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s!

Sheldon Cooper

#7. I am Midnight
(cats stare dumbfounded)

Erin Hunter

#8. What you want is for music to love you back. That's why you pay your dues. You want to feel like you belong and are part of this symbiosis, metamorphosis, whatever you want to call it.

Tom Waits

#9. Meeting Oprah Winfrey, I cried like a baby. Meeting Steven Spielberg, I cried like a baby. Meeting Denzel Washington, I gushed like a crazy woman. If I don't get excited or star struck by someone I've been dying to meet, it's time to retire.

Octavia Spencer

#10. What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

Chuck Lorre

#11. You have to stop and freeze the moment," he told me I had told her. "You have to make yourself remember by repeating it in your head over and over. You have to write to preserve your sanity.

Jenny Hubbard

#12. The only consequence of their (employee) silence is that the blind (employer) lead the blind.

Margaret Heffernan

#13. I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!

Chuck Lorre

#14. Mother is the best and the first teacher to the child .

Revathi Sankaran

#15. I hate being alone, even for 10 minutes.

Clare Balding

#16. For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Chuck Lorre

#17. Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#18. Each year, every city in the world that can should have a multiday festival. More people meeting each other, digging new types of music, new foods, new ideas. You want to stop having so many wars? This could be a step in the right direction.

Henry Rollins

#19. My mother says I'm crazy, I'm not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things.

James Kidd