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#1. I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.' - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#2. I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of Letterman at 1:30 in the morning.I was obsessed with comics.And I would watch Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno and study them as if it was Tolstoy. - Author: Judd Apatow
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#3. Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#4. I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show. - Author: Scott Wolf
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#5. I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know we don't want to read? That's why we're watching TV. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#6. A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#7. Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#8. I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#9. According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#10. Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white! - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#11. I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#12. Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#13. We are all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf or skydiving. What matters is when the red light comes on.
Jerry Seinfeld to Michael Richards in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#14. I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#15. I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#16. If you take 'Cheers' and 'Seinfeld' and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to gel. - Author: Amanda Peet
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#17. Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily? - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#18. Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers. - Author: Jason Alexander
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#19. Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#20. The biggest laugh has to come at the end. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#21. I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#22. A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#23. Fear of success is one of the new fears I've heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we're running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#24. Many people don't know our famous 'soup kitchen' episode on Seinfeld was inspired by an actual soup restaurant off 8th Avenue in New York. - Author: Jason Alexander
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#25. There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#26. Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#27. Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone? - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#28. Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#29. Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#30. You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#31. When the 'Seinfeld' show said it was going to be a show about nothing, everybody said it couldn't - wouldn't work. It did. 'Thor' is about something, about that character finding his destiny, but it's not doing what was expected ... and yet it's doing very well. - Author: J. Michael Straczynski
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#32. There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#33. The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them. "This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where's the wife jokes, where's the fat jokes?" - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#34. There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#35. You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#36. I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#37. Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#38. Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#39. The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#40. I like definitive things. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#41. I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it. - Author: Alan Thicke
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#42. I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#43. And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#44. I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. - Author: Aaron McGruder
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#45. If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#46. There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#47. Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#48. Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#49. Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#50. After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#51. I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than when 'Mr. Show' started airing. - Author: Joe Mande
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#52. The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#53. In terms of 'Seinfeld', I think there's lot of reality in a show that's supposed to be about nothing. - Author: Wale
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#54. It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#55. Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#56. I am so busy doing nothing ... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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