Quotes About Roses Are Red

#1. Roses are red, violets are blue,
This room's a psycho shopping zoo.
The fashion's a disaster, the mirrors are large,
And somebody left a crazy lady with needles in charge.

Debora Geary

#2. Roses are red, tires are black, you're the only pussy I wanna ride bareback.

K. Bromberg

#3. Roses are red / Gender is performative / Mass-market romance / Is heteronormative

Stefanie Gray

#4. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Oscar Levant

#5. Agree!" This came from Sandra. "Roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming is hard. Wine.

Penny Reid

#6. Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,
Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do
Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card

Mock Of The Week The Show

#7. Pickup line ... pickup line ... she racked her brain until she found an explanation and brightened. Mine would be - roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't do what I say I will kill you.

Gena Showalter

#8. Roses are red, violets are blue, get in my bed and be ready to screw.

K. Bromberg

#9. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Gena Showalter

#10. Roses are red, violets are blue. You may not know it, but someone loves you.

Meg Cabot

#11. Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be very afraid
We're coming for you.

Gena Showalter

#12. Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like potatoes
and so do you

Myself

#13. Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Rocky Quicksilver

#14. Roses are red and violets are blue, That played-out shit isn't for you. I got your love letter right here in my eyes. If you look deep enough, you'll see through the lies.

Wendy Higgins

#15. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Garbage gets dumped, and now so have you. - Brian (to Amy)

Elizabeth Eulberg

#16. Violet has the shortest wavelength of the spectrum. Behind it, the invisible ultraviolet. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Poor violet, violated for a rhyme.

Derek Jarman

#17. Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm sick of this poem,
you probably are too.

Anne Mazer

#18. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but Carrie White eats shit.

Stephen King

#19. Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everything's possible
Nothing is true.

Alan Moore

#20. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I get you in bed, it would be really cool.

Lauren Oliver

#21. Roses are red and violets are purple,
sugar is sweet and so is maple surple.

Roger Miller

#22. Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are violet,
AND NOT FREAKING BLUE.

Anonymous

#23. Roses are red, violets are blue, all I want to do is wrap my words around you!

David Lubkin

#24. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never Ross, I heart the fuck out of you.

C.M. Stunich

#25. Roses are red, violets are blue, they got ten, we only got two.

Gerry Cheevers

#26. Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm using my hand But I'm thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I'm using my hand to write this note ... get your mind out of the gutter.

L. H. Cosway

#27. Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

Ralphie May

#28. Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Zombies are Dead
And soon you be too
- Frosty, Zombie Slayer

Gena Showalter

#29. Roses are red,
And ready for plucking,
You're sixteen,
And ready for high school.

Kurt Vonnegut

#30. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm just a fucked up hit man, And nothing rhymes with that.

Pepper Winters

#31. The old men are as red as roses, and still handsome. A clear skin, a peach-bloom complexion, and good teeth are found all over the island.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#32. Blue is for cruel bargains; green is for daring what you oughtn't; violet is for brute force. I will say to you: Coral coaxes; pink insists; red compels. I will say to you: You are dear to me as attar of roses. Please do not get eaten.

Catherynne M Valente

#33. All the roses from my kingdom are red. There's no need for paint.

Ishbelle Bee

#34. The year is a book, isn't it, Marilla? Spring's pages are written in Mayflowers and violets, summer's in roses, autumn's in red maple leaves, and winter in holly and evergreen.

L.M. Montgomery

#35. Novels are read
Or their authors are blue.
Support Indie writers:
Buy their books, post reviews!

Cheri Gillard

#36. I'm feeling fuckin' poetic at the moment, too," Mack said on a laugh.
"Oh yeah?"
"Roses are fuckin' red. Violets are ball-blue. You're my bitch now, 'cause I fuckin' love
you," Mack rasped.
"Fucking poetic genius.

Mia Watts

#37. Roses! I swear you men have all your romance from the same worn book. Flowers are a good thing, a sweet thing to give a lady. But it is always roses, always red, and always perfect hothouse blooms when they can come by them.

Patrick Rothfuss