Quotes About Roger Ebert

#1. Every great film should seem new every time you see it.
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#2. We know Roger Ebert loved the 'Sun-Times' and his career as a newspaper columnist. But ironically, it was his illness and losing his voice that caused him to explore another venue.

Bill Kurtis

#3. But I still have him in the form of the finest and highest standard of what it means to be a journalist and critic. All my life, Roger Ebert has always been the bar I've tried to reach. I never will. But his example has made me stronger through failure.

Andy Ihnatko

#4. Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel first championed my film, 'Hoop Dreams,' which was essential to its success. Roger remained a great supporter of my work throughout my career, and I'll never forget him tweeting about 'The Interrupters' right before its premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in 2011.

Steve James

#5. I think reviewers have become particularly venomous because, in a way, the power has been sucked from them. A 15-year-old can write a review on the Internet and it means as much as Roger Ebert's review, and that just makes Roger Ebert mad, so he comes out harder and stronger.

Todd Phillips

#6. I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him.

Vincent Gallo

#7. I am deeply honored to be making 'Life Itself,' a documentary on the life of Roger Ebert, and to have had the full cooperation and enthusiasm of Roger and his wife, Chaz.

Steve James

#8. For millions, Roger Ebert will be remembered as a writer and television personality who brought a sense of passion and excellence to his craft. For me, he is a man who fused joy and courage as few others ever have. My life was enriched by having such a friend; it is poorer for losing such a friend.

Jeff Greenfield

#9. I met Roger Ebert at an independent-film awards or something. And he said, 'When I saw you just now, I wanted to punch you in the face. And then I had to remember you're an actor. So, congratulations!' Those are my accolades.

Leo Fitzpatrick

#10. Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.

Eddie Murphy

#11. The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.

David Letterman

#12. I'd rather be called a N*gger than a Slave.

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#13. If you have to ask what it symbolizes, it didn't.

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#14. I am utterly bored by celebrity interviews. Most celebrities are devoid of interest.

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#15. Wes Anderson's mind must be an exciting place for a story idea to be born. It immediately becomes more than a series of events and is transformed into a world with its own rules, in which everything is driven by emotions and desires as convincing as they are magical.

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#16. The screenplay is so well-written in a scruffy, fanzine way that you want to rub noses in it - the noses of those zombie writers who take 'screenwriting' classes that teach them the formulas for 'hit films.'

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#17. There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

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#18. It is human nature to look away from illness. We don't enjoy a reminder of our own fragile mortality. That's why writing on the Internet has become a life-saver for me. My ability to think and write have not been affected. And on the Web, my real voice finds expression.

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#19. Films like Fargo are why I love the movies.

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#20. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.

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#21. This sucks on so many levels." Dialogue from "Jason X" Rare for a movie to so frankly describe itself. "Jason X" sucks on the levels of storytelling, character development, suspense, special effects, originality, punctuation, neatness and aptness of thought.

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#22. Beguiled by George S. Bush's easy smile and casual indifference to the details, we are on the brink of electing him to office. This isn't choosing a president, it's casting the lead in a sitcom about the presidency.

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#23. I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?

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#24. What makes people interesting is the spirit that shines through.

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#25. To call A Lot like Love dead in the water is an insult to water.

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#26. What in the world is a leave of presence? It means I am not going away,

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#27. A truly strong woman will choose a stong man who disagrees with her over a weak one who goes along.

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#28. Fight Club is a thrill ride masquerading as philosophy - the kind of ride where some people puke and others can't wait to get on again.

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#29. I know it is coming, and I do not fear it, because I believe there is nothing on the other side of death to fear

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#30. In thinking about 'depressing movies,' many people don't realize that all bad movies are depressing, and no good movies are.

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#31. The sad thing is that when movies like this fail, executives think that proves there's no audience for unusual, original pictures - because they think they've made one.

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#32. Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits!

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#33. We feel the same emotions for our ideas as we do for the real world, which is why we can cry while reading a book, or fall in love with movie stars.

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#34. The layout was griping, the glide is awesome. Two ten-inch fins up, way up.

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#35. Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.

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#36. All I require of a religion is that it be tolerant of those who do not agree with it.

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#37. We must try to contribute joy to the world.

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#38. 3-D is a waste of a perfectly good dimension. Hollywood's current crazy stampede toward it is suicidal. It adds nothing essential to the moviegoing experience. For some, it is an annoying distraction. For others, it creates nausea and headaches.

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#39. I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state. What I am grateful for is the gift of intelligence, and for life, love, wonder, and laughter. You can't say it wasn't interesting. My lifetime's memories are what I have brought home from the trip.

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#40. The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can't change your mind, because God sure isn't going to change His.

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#41. There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think?

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#42. What happens in a fantasy can be more involving than what happens in life, and thank goodness for that.

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#43. If Hollywood stars speak out, so do all sorts of other people. Now Hollywood stars can get a better hearing.

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#44. Ridley Scott's 'Prometheus' is a magnificent science-fiction film, all the more intriguing because it raises questions about the origin of human life and doesn't have the answers.

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#45. I felt it would to add a great deal to my legend for eccentricity.

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#46. Blockbusters run the mainstream industry. We may never again have a decade like the 1970s, when directors were able to find such freedom.

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#47. One of the weapons Marvel used in its climb to comic-book dominance was a willingness to invent new characters at a dizzying speed. There are so many Marvel universes, indeed, that some superheroes do not even exist in one another's worlds, preventing gridlock.

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#48. The movie Ed Wood, about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for Stargate.

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#49. Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it.

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#50. As the man says in the play, for this relief, much thanks.

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#51. I am proudly a liberal. I am also patriotic, reasonable, pro-American, and stand for family values.

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#52. Because of the rush of human knowledge, because of the digital revolution, I have a voice, and I do not need to scream.

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#53. Why are some people bullied? Because they are different. How? It doesn't matter.

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#54. But considering that I walked in expecting no complexity at all, let alone the visual wonderments, 'Snow White and the Huntsman' is a considerable experience.

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#55. Perhaps it is the nature of man not to wish to know too much about his own nature.

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#56. There are often lists of the great living male movie stars. How often do you see the name of Nicolas Cage? He should always be up there. He's daring and fearless in his choice of roles, and unafraid to crawl out on a limb, saw it off and remain suspended in air.

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#57. I know as a critic I'm required to have a well-armored heart. I must be a cynical wise guy to show my great sophistication. No pushover, me.

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#58. There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

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#59. Nothing could be more boring than an absolutely accurate movie about the law.

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#60. Exhilarating. Radical Grace moved me to tears with its portrayal of good people putting their beliefs into action in ways that transcend all ideological boundaries.

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#61. The movie cheerfully offends all civilized notions of taste, decorum, manners and hygiene ... is the movie vulgar? Vulgarity is when we don't laugh. When we laugh, it's merely human nature.

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#62. Dogs notice, they share, they draw conclusions, they like it when they're able to be of service and are touchingly grateful when they're praised.

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#63. [Orson Welles] was a man who made the greatest film ever made and was never forgiven for it.

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#64. That's what fantasies are for, to help us imagine that things are better than they are.

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#65. Film theory has nothing to do with film.

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#66. Movies are not about moving, but about whether to move.

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#67. Families and their problems go on and on, and they aren't solved, they're dealt with.

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#68. Cinema, for me, has always been something like music composed with photographic images.

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#69. I am grateful for the gifts of intelligence, love, wonder and laughter. You can't say it wasn't interesting.

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#70. If a movie isn't a hit right out of the gate, they drop it. Which means that the whole mainstream Hollywood product has been skewed toward violence and vulgar teen comedy.

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#71. I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny.

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#72. Last year, I reviewed a nine-hour documentary about the lives of Mongolian yak herdsmen, and I would rather see it again than sit through The Frighteners.

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#73. I wear a pedometer, a little device that counts every step. It works as a goad, because you walk additional distances to pile up the numbers. The average person walks 2,000 to 3,000 steps a day. I walk 10,000 steps a day. I have lost a lot of weight as a result.

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#74. The Golden Thumb is not as good as the Oscar, but it is a lot of fun.

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#75. When we're discussing who to invite to a dinner party, my wife Chaz and I sometimes use the shorthand, 'good value for money,' which indicates guests expected to be entertaining.

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#76. A lot of people just go to movies that feed into their preexisting and not so noble needs and desires: They just go to action pictures, and things like that.

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#77. Not everyone needs to be slammed into a category and locked there.

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#78. A few actresses have all but set up shop as women of a certain age who attract younger lovers. I think of Susan Sarandon, Cameron Diaz and Isabelle Huppert.

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#79. I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

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#80. I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason.

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#81. On this ancient and miraculous world, where such beautiful natural and living things have evolved, something has gone wrong when life itself is used as a manufacturing process.

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#82. Jane Austen wrote six of the most beloved novels in the English language, we are informed at the end of Becoming Jane, and so she did. The key word is beloved. Her admirers do not analyze her books so much as they just plain love them to pieces.

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#83. Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.

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#84. The ability of an audience to enter into the narrative arc of a movie is being lost; do today's audiences have the patience to wait for Harry Lime in The Third Man?

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#85. I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong.

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#86. Kindness' covers all of my political beliefs.

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#87. The moment a man stops dreaming is the moment he petrifies inside.

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#88. It is not enough for a movie to be righteous. It must also be watchable.

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#89. It has been said that the reason we establish relationships is to assure ourselves of a witness to our lives.

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#90. What's sad about not eating is the experience, whether at a family reunion or at midnight by yourself in a greasy spoon under the L tracks. The loss of dining, not the loss of food.

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#91. The Toys of a Lifetime

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#92. To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion.

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#93. From a dramatic viewpoint, there are few professions that grant their members entry into other lives, high among them cops, doctors, clergymen, journalists and prostitutes. Perhaps that explains why they figure in so much television and cinema. Their lives are lived in the midst of human drama.

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#94. I lost faith in the Oscars the first year I was a movie critic - the year that Bonnie and Clyde didn't win.

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#95. Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

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#96. If you pay attention to the movies they will tell you what people desire and fear. Movies are hardly ever about what they seem to be about. Look at a movie that a lot of people love, and you will find something profound, no matter how silly the film may be.

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#97. The film argues to the young that the old were young once, too, and contain within them all that the young know, and more.

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#98. I am, beneath everything else, a fan. I was fixed in this mode as a young boy and am awed by people who take the risks of performance.

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#99. All I know is, it is better to be the whale than the squid.

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#100. You can't say it wasn't interesting.

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