Quotes About Roadkill

#1. Maybe I should have cut him some slack. With his broken wing and lifetime of eating roadkill, he probably had a lot to be ungrateful about. Too much hard luck can create a permanent meanness of spirit in any creature.

Jeannette Walls

#2. Mayhem follows you like a vulture to roadkill.

Amanda Carlson

#3. Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable? You have as much charisma as the rotting innards of unidentified roadkill.

Tahereh Mafi

#4. We'll be out of business in a few years. We got savings put aside for the lean years, but the lean years have been here for a long while, and every year they just get leaner. Horus is crazy, really bugfuck crazy, spends all his time as a hawk, eats roadkill, what kind of a life is that?

Neil Gaiman

#5. And people say it all the time: 'You're a celebrity.' No, I'm an actor. I'm a producer. I'm a director. I'm a toad. I'm roadkill. I'm anything but a celebrity.

Drew Barrymore

#6. This stinks like a roadkill skunk.

Maya Banks

#7. Shit, you're superlate!"
Reese shrugged as she took in her beautifully made up sister. "Sorry, I couldn't get my hair to look right."
Piper scrunched up her face. "Did you even try" Jesus, you look like roadkill.

Toni Aleo

#8. The highway of life was littered with the roadkill of those who didn't know when to change lanes.

Karen White

#9. There's nothing that can replicate the smoky flavor of char, so when I've got the hankering for it, I tell my wife that I'm taking care of dinner. I have three different types of barbecues - a coal, gas and smoker - so I can experiment a lot.

Guy Fieri

#10. Who died in the shop and how does it already smell like something has been decaying in the hot sun?"
"Oh, you know us. Brought home some roadkill for kicks."
"You didn't wait for me? You know how much I love roadkill. I mean, roadkill is the gift that keeps on giving.

Nichole Chase

#11. I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.

Kent Beck

#12. I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I'd forgotten. I was toast. I was boyfriend roadkill.

Rick Riordan

#13. I just love animals, and I'm an advocate for animals rights, and my family has rescued dogs from all over the world. I don't believe in animal testing. If you see me in fur, it's always fake. Sometimes you see me wearing skulls, but those are all from roadkill

Kesha

#14. RON BRACKIN'S TEXAS GLOSSARY "Peccadello" n. roadkill.

Ron Brackin

#15. I know I'm the guy others will lean on.

Tim Duncan

#16. Despicable creatures, vultures: without a doubt the most disgusting birds ever. I suppose they served their purpose, but did they have to be so greasy and ugly? Couldn't we have cute fuzzy rabbits that cleaned up roadkill instead?

Rick Riordan

#17. All my friends were choosing university courses, but I had no interest in anything other than acting, so I applied to go to RADA.

Jonas Armstrong

#18. The only time I ever saw him untidy was after a fight. What a sight that was. James Bond run through a blender. You know the other fella probably got off worse.

Esi Edugyan

#19. BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!

Bill Watterson

#20. Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.

David Walliams

#21. And because his Spirit was wholly God, he is called God, and he is called man on account of his flesh.

Michael Servetus

#22. Trust-me companies are companies whose financial results gallop ahead of their businesses, companies with seemingly perfect control over their quarterly sales and profits. Companies whose financial statements are loaded with footnotes: companies that short-sellers often attack but rarely dent.

Alex Berenson

#23. I stuff animals I find; I do roadkill. They're strangely fun to have. They're like easy-to-control pets.

Padgett Powell

#24. Now, where were we?" he said. "Oh, yes. We were about to have some honest conversation. Roadkill, are you in love with Hawk?"
Roadkill sighed and asked plaintively, "Can't we just go back to prison?

Agatha Bird

#25. Maybe I'm secretly in my soul a method actor.

Poppy Montgomery

#26. Now, I do come from a part of the country where the people say that the only thing in the middle of the road is a yellow line or roadkill.

Blanche Lincoln

#27. I'm sorry that you don't know how you managed to betray your best friend and sleep with her husband, but it's certainly not my job to help guide you to enlightenment. I've

Jenny Ladner Brenner

#28. I try to avoid teaming up with goddesses who eat roadkill. It's one of my personal boundaries.

Rick Riordan

#29. People
stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Rob Thurman

#30. Our marriages were meant to be alive, not dead. Is your marriage more like romance or roadkill?

Beth Moore

#31. The information superhighway is littered with so much roadkill.

Andy Seven

#32. When I hesitate, I do not paint. When I paint, I do not hesitate.

Jean-Paul Riopelle

#33. I imagine most of that stuff on the information highway is roadkill anyway.

John Updike

#34. I think it's cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to VMAs, I'd feel honored.

Ke$ha

#35. admires her honesty, which turns white lies into red roadkill.

M.R. Carey