Quotes About Ripped Pants

#1. It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.

Anthony Kiedis

#2. To be able to grasp something of value, sometimes you have to perform seemingly inefficient acts.

Haruki Murakami

#3. I know people don't like America very much, but the one thing it's very good on is local government.

Heather Brooke

#4. Oh you rebel you!

Mallory Hopkins

#5. We must be as courteous to a man as we are to a picture, which we are willing to give the advantage of a good light.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#6. Any man who is friends with a woman has taken the old imagination out for a stroll to Kissing Avenue, then Lovers Lane, then Fucking Street.

Lauren Blakely

#7. The gut-feel of the 55-year old trader is more important than the mathematical elegance of the 25-year old genius.

Alan Greenspan

#8. I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent.

Joan Bauer

#9. You are not the point. Your ministry is not the point and God has not pushed all his chips in on you, He has not put the kingdom in your hands as though all His hope relies in your ability to perform.

Matt Chandler

#10. How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

Philip K. Dick

#11. I don't want anyone seeing me naked.

Anna Benson

#12. When I was a kid in Eugene, Oregon, there was this fantastic guitar player who went out on the tables, chairs, out in the audience and played. So I started taking my guitar in the audience. I tripped, fell backwards and ripped my pants.

Meredith Brooks

#13. The poet is one who is able to keep the fresh vision of the child alive.

Anais Nin

#14. Cricket nodded apologetically. She ripped the blankets back and hopped off her bed. Enkai snorted out a laugh, and it took her a moment to realize she wasn't wearing pants.

Ash Gray

#15. Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it.

Melissa McCarthy

#16. Act the part and you will become the part.

William James

#17. Us f'gotten slaves was bein' drained by hunger'n'pain an' the mozzies from the slopin' pond now an' we was envyin' that Hawi boy diresome, till at a nod from Lyons they ripped down Elfy's pants an' held him an' busted that boy's ring, oilin' his hole up with lardbird fat b'tween turns.

David Mitchell

#18. Soaking them in buckets of seawater, to which she'd add a handful of cornmeal and a rusty nail. She'd agitate the water several times a day, and change the water after twelve hours.

Ruth Ozeki

#19. Who's going to fuck with a six-foot-six ripped dude in black leather pants, tats covering both arms and a perma-snarl?

Avery Flynn