Quotes About Rectum

#1. The slang for the rectum is "prison wallet".

Mary Roach

#2. Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points.

Griffiths, Andy

#3. Well," said Larry with dignity, "it may give you pleasure to be woken at half-past three in the morning by a pigeon who seems intent on pushing his rectum into your eye...

Gerald Durrell

#4. Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.

Valerie Z. Lewis

#5. A noise came from the phone that resembled the sound of a howler monkey having an ice cube inserted into its rectum

Aurelio Voltaire

#6. And I did say excuse me, with my butt. Apparently you don't speak rectum.

Ellen Hopkins

#7. without warning, the thermometer disappeared from my fingers. Some sudden suction had drawn it inside the cow. I ran my fingers round just inside the rectum - nothing; I pushed my hand inside without success; with a feeling of rising panic I rolled up my sleeve and groped about in vain.

James Herriot

#8. I don't see how you can eat after a scene like that. The man had blood coming from his rectum." "I have very strong stomach.

Latrivia S. Nelson

#9. Perhaps after all she put me in her rectum. A matter of complete indifference to me, I needn't tell you. But is it true love, in the rectum? That's what bothers me sometimes. Have I never known true love, after all?

Samuel Beckett

#10. The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror.

David Mitchell

#11. the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened to Ovid]

David Wishart

#12. I shared my grandmother's distaste for the word rector - it sounded too much like rectum to be taken seriously.

John Irving

#13. She was even grateful at first for this backdoor entry into the New York art scene, although rather quickly she came to think of it as entering a peacock through its rectum.

Tom Robbins

#14. His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.

Nathanael West

#15. Over my lifetime, I've had an interesting relationship with poop...the rectum is a grand thing. My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts.

Tyler Oakley

#16. Fish had already told both Wertham and Detective King that, in addition to shoving needles inside his body, he liked to soak pieces of cotton in alcohol, cram them up his rectum, and set fire to them.

Harold Schechter

#17. How to perform an ultrasound with one arm up a rhino's rectum.

Elizabeth Kolbert

#18. But is it true love, in the rectum?

Samuel Beckett

#19. We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans.

Max Beerbohm

#20. Creep up and tell me that you, you love me more each time you, look into my eyes.

Tegan Quin

#21. There are enough doctors on the planet so that nobody has to die for lack of care,

Fidel Castro

#22. Singapore is a pretty special race with it being held at night; it makes a great show for the fans.

Romain Grosjean

#23. Always remain close to the Catholic Church, because it alone can give you true peace, since it alone possesses Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament, the true Prince of Peace.

Pio Of Pietrelcina

#24. The injustice of men subserves the justice of God, and often His mercy.

Sophie Swetchine

#25. By the war's end, some 180,000 blacks had served in the Union Army - over one fifth of the nation's adult male black population under age forty-five.

Eric Foner

#26. This we can all bear witness to, living as we do plagued by unremitting anxiety . It becomes more and more imperative that the life of the spirit be avowed as the only firm basis upon which to establish happiness and peace.

Dalai Lama

#27. One choice will define you.

Veronica Roth

#28. Trackers and hunters sworn to deepwood with clan names like Forrester and Woods, branch and bole.

George R R Martin

#29. Time magazine interviewed Bill Clinton about the current presidential campaign, and he claimed he had to ask Hillary to marry him three times before she said yes. Then Hillary was like, 'Yeah. That wasn't me.'

Jimmy Fallon

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Victor Koo

#31. Live as a credible witness. If our actions don't line up with the message we're proclaiming, we risk losing our credibility.

David Jeremiah

#32. The things that are important to me - being a mother, a businesswoman, an activist - are all things that were borne out of great passion.

Elizabeth Taylor

#33. When a president makes up law as he goes, no one knows what the law is anymore.

James Lankford