Quotes About Quipping

#1. Gut?"
"General Unified Theory." Kohler quipped. "The theory of everything.

Dan Brown

#2. When you make that crossover from life to real life, when you're not treated as a child anymore but as a man, and you are no longer given the benefit of the doubt, it takes some courage to face that.

Ricky Williams

#3. When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany.

Juan Manuel Fangio

#4. In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other's penis.

Dean Koontz

#5. Nothing gives us a greater idea of our soul, than that God has given us, at the moment of our birth, an angel to take care of it.

St. Jerome

#6. The greenhouse is driven by three things: economy, flavor, ecology. Where ecology is what's being grown in this micro-ecology that can simultaneously thrive and better the soil/rotation, not just the flavor.

Dan Barber

#7. We know God easily, if we do not constrain ourselves to define him.

Joseph Joubert

#8. Children frequently sing meaningful phrases to themselves over and over again before they learn to make a distinction between singing and saying.

David Antin

#9. It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

David Sedaris

#10. I'm death obsessed. You know, I have death all over my house. I have a stuffed two headed sheep!

Kirk Hammett

#11. I am Jack's broken heart.

Chuck Palahniuk

#12. She is the mystery that is wrapped tightly around the man I am trying so desperately to unravel.

Ella Frank

#13. With her long dark hair and green eyes, she was pretty as a doll. You know, the kind of doll that came to life at night to kill monsters.

Alyxandra Harvey

#14. It is not what we read, but what we remember, that makes us learned. It is not what we intend, but what we do that makes us useful. It is not a few faint wishes, but a life long struggle, that makes us valiant.

Henry Ward Beecher

#15. My parents, teachers, and the culture I grew up in showed me a drawer in which to stuff my merciful nature, because mercy made me look vulnerable and foolish, and it made me less productive.

Anne Lamott

#16. A mutation can create an alternative form of a phenomenon - a phenotype or trait - and we can learn a lot by seeing this alternative state. Once I saw a mouse with no eyelids. It simply had a membrane over the eyes. I found it fascinating that there is a single gene required for eyelids to develop.

Bruce Beutler