Top 32 Quotes About Pudge
#1. So why don't you go home for vacations?' I asked her.
I'm just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.
John Green
#2. Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.
Johnny Bench
#3. Pudge was quivering like a weeble toy likely to topple over any second
Saira Viola
#4. Hey Pudge," the Colonel said. "What do you think of a truce?"
"It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the U.S. surrender at the Battle of the Bulge," I said. "I guess I'd say to this truce offer what General McAuliffe said to that one: Nuts.
John Green
#5. C'mon Pudge. I'm teasing. You have to be tough. I didn't know how bad it was
and I'm sorry, and they'll regret it
but you have to be tough.
John Green
#6. Tell me this," Pudge would often ask me, as he sat and read about the exorbitant funeral of a rival. "If he was the guy with all the power, then how come he's riding in the lead car, stuffed inside a coffin?
Lorenzo Carcaterra
#7. What you must understand about me, Pudge, is that I'm a deeply unhappy person
John Green
#8. Yeah, Pudge is adorable / but you want incorrigible / so Jake is more endurable / 'cause he's so - damn. Damn. I almost had four rhymes on adorable. But all I could think of was unfloorable, which isn't even a word. - Takumi
John Green
#9. Oh, God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,' and the Colonel whispered, 'I'm so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,' and I said, 'No. Not past tense.
John Green
#10. It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes
-Miles Pudge
John Green
#11. What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
John Green
#12. Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructible.
John Green
#13. Don't you know who you love, Pudge? You love the girl who makes you laugh and shows you porn and drinks wine with you. You don't love the crazy, sullen bitch.
John Green
#14. Poor Pudge. Oh, poor poor Pudge. Do you want me to climb into bed with you and cuddle?"
"Well since you're offering
"
"NO! UP! NOW!
John Green
#15. And we'll call you ... hmmm. Pudge."
"Huh?"
"Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.
John Green
#16. It's the eternal struggle, Pudge. The Good versus the Naughty.
John Green
#18. Pudge: Why do smoke so damn fast?
Alska: Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
John Green
#19. If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.
Patton Oswalt
#20. Nothing's wrong. But there's always suffering, Pudge. Homework or malaria or having a boyfriend who lives far away when there's a good-looking boy lying next to you. Suffering is universal.
John Green
#21. Pudge," she said, faux-condescending, "the sound is an integral part of the artistic experience of this video game. Muting Decapitation would be like reading only every other word of Jane Eyre.
John Green
#22. Pudge, what you must understand about me is that I am a deeply unhappy person.
John Green
#23. Kevin doesn't just wake up with that spiky bedhead look, Pudge. He works for it. He loves that hair. They leave their hair products here, Pudge, because they have duplicates at home. All these boys do. And do you know why?'
'Because they're compensating for their tiny penises?' i asked.
John Green
#24. I would believe; you would believe; he or she would believe.
John Green
#25. The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
John Green
#26. Before I got here, I thought for a long time that the way out of the labyrinth was to pretend that it did not exist, to build a small, self-sufficient world in the back corner of the endless maze and to pretend that I was not lost, but home.
John Green
#27. And he couldn't know because he hadn't been left with an unkeepable promise, because he wasn't me.
John Green
#28. Sometimes you loose a battle. But mischief always wins a war.
John Green
#29. Yeah," I said. "What is that? A bird? "It's the swan," he said. "Wow. A school with a swan. Wow."
"That swan is the spawn of Satan. Never get closer to it than we are now.
John Green
#30. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice.
John Green
#31. Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died.
John Green
#32. Here's a tip: you're cute when you're confident. And less when you're not.
John Green
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