Quotes About Programmers Funny

#1. We are creatures of loss; we have left everything behind. I have no home, no path, and no certainty. I am no longer Tris, the selfless, or Tris, the brave. I suppose now, I must become more than either. - Author: Veronica Roth

#2. In general, librarians enjoyed special requests. A reference librarian is someone who likes the chase. When librarians read for pleasure, they often pick a good mystery. - Author: Karen Joy Fowler

#3. For a moment, I saw that set of paints Elain had once bought me with the extra money she'd saved. The red, yellow, and blue I'd savored, used to paint that dresser in our cottage. I had not painted in years at that point, had not dared spend the money on myself...But Elain had. - Author: Sarah J. Maas

#4. Like all religious thinkers, he carries with his scholar's equipment a pair of metaphysical wings, wherewith at any moment he may soar into the empyrean, out of reach of vulgar materialists, like you and me. - Author: Upton Sinclair

#5. Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. - Author: Martin Fowler

#6. You don't beat the grim reaper by living longer; you beat the grim reaper by living better. - Author: Randy Pausch

#7. America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. - Author: Robin Sloan

#8. If I had a power color, it would definitely be SPARKLE" ~Landon Brinkley - Author: Rachel Hollis

#9. You cannot live your life looking at yourself from someone else's point of view. - Author: Penelope Cruz

#10. Usually we hold a frozen view of ourselves as well as of the world 'out there.' ... We identify with groups, behaviours, habits, and beliefs. - Author: Steve Hagen

#11. When you do a really good play, the audience and the performers are looking into the same looking glass, the same microscope. And the specimen they are looking at is human life and that's why I do it, that's why I like it. - Author: John Malkovich

#12. Once you've crossed over into that realm of nothingness, your story only really stays in the minds of those closest to you. And when they too vanish ... - Author: Douglas Kennedy

#13. It was a crazy theory. But when Angels are involved, crazy is almost normal. - Author: James Patterson