Quotes About Passing Gas

#1. Scarlett (O'Hara) taught that one could be hungry and despairing, but not broken and not without resources, spiritual in nature, that precluded one from surrendering without a fight

Pat Conroy

#2. Manassa naught,
a padded white envelope
with no return address,
landlocked and antiseptic,
exploited like a gas station.
Beauty
passes through in the briefest of cameos.

Brian D'Ambrosio

#3. Passing thoughts are like passing gas. They both arrive with a rumble, and the bad ones linger a little too long.

Maximus Freeman

#4. The Americans' clothes were meanwhile passing through poison gas. Body lice and bacteria and fleas were dying by the billions. So it goes.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#5. Sound is a movement which is handed on from atom to atom in a gas through which the sound is passing, just as a chain of workers pass buckets of water to a fire. The quicker the workers move their hands and arms, the quicker the water moves.

William Henry Bragg

#6. Time and the wind never leave anything alone.

Marty Rubin

#7. Love flows from me into him, and his blue eyes crinkle, huge and happy. Such a smiley baby. The midwife says it can't be a real smile, not yet, just some passing gas or a random quiver of his lip, but I know she's wrong.

J.P. Delaney

#8. You love trickery."
"I love puzzles. Trickery is just my native tongue.

Leigh Bardugo

#9. No one needs to get bruised up falling in love. I just want to fall the way everybody else gets to.

Nicola Yoon

#10. Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it.

Sarah Vowell

#11. How do you fight the stagnation of monogamy and the monotony of time together?

Greg Bryk

#12. He seemed like the kind of guy who'd need a rest after busily passing gas all day.

Anonymous