Quotes About Parallel Parking

#1. I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

Calvin Trillin

#2. No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Miranda Hart

#3. Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

#4. They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right next to you and know you can never have them.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#6. In this world, it is too common for people to search for someone to lose themselves in. But I am already lost. I will look for someone to find myself in.

C. JoyBell C.

#7. None can less afford to delay than the aged sinner. Now is the time. Now or never. You have, as it were, one foot already in the grave. Your opportunities will soon be over. Strive, then, I entreat you, to enter in at the strait gate.

Archibald Alexander

#8. ... Here we come close to one of the definitions of literary fiction. Even the best kind of popular novel just comes straight at you; you have no conversation with a popular novel. Whereas you do have a conversation (you have an intense argument) with [literary fiction].

Martin Amis

#9. I've experienced a lot of things in baseball, but I've never been traded during a strike. At least I know I'll be in a new uniform the next time I put one on.

Dave Winfield

#10. I wish I could dance like Michael Jackson. I'd love to be able to have my life exactly the way it is, but with his dance moves.

Donny Osmond

#11. The greatest luxury of life is peaceful breathing because it repairs the wounds of the cosmic soul.

Amit Ray

#12. Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.

Cameron Dokey

#13. From time to time, the Vienna Philharmonic could play without a conductor because they are so good.

Bernard Arnault

#14. I loved his voice. It ran over me like a silk nightgown ... and I hated and loved that.

Shelly Crane

#15. Analyzing through special insight and realizing the lack of inherent existence constitute understanding of the signless.

Gautama Buddha

#16. There's a difference between compromising your independence and compromising yourself. Love's about giving up a little dependence, darling. But that doesn't mean you have to stop being you.

Hester Browne

#17. If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.

Max Tegmark

#18. You know sometimes I just want to curl up on stage and lie there for a while - it's weird.

Michael Hutchence