Top 10 Quotes About Paperwork Funny

#1. Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

Jackie Kessler

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#2. Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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#3. Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work.

Darynda Jones

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#4. Should misfortune visit the Court, that can only be the result of its continued abuses. If the palace is attacked, that can only be the result of misgovernment. I can hardly be held responsible for the outcome.

Eiji Yoshikawa

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#5. You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said.

John Scalzi

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#6. Once Jesus had blazed the trail, his twelve disciples could carry on his mission without his presence.

Mahatma Gandhi

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#7. Sergeant Hicks seemed to be laid out in squares as though he were constructed out of cinder blocks. There was a hardness to his body that made his uniform appear to be little more than a paint job. He walked as if each step he took was driving a hated enemy toward a precipice.

Pat Conroy

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#8. People always tend to identify, instinctively, freedom with abandon.But the type of abandon that seeks personal gratification always gets you "tied up in a knot."Abandon instead your personal fears and desires ... and you, the real you, will become freed, released from the bonds of your own mind.

Sivaya Subramuniyaswami

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#9. The method of science is logical and rational; the method of the humanities is one of imagination, sympathetic understanding, 'indwelling.

Andrew Louth

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#10. It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that the paperwork involved in trading an elephant weighs more than a whale, and that you must never try to trade a whale, never.

Yann Martel

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