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Top 15 Quotes About Offending Jokes

#1. The ethical system that will dominate the world-state will be shaped primarily to favor the procreation of what is fine and efficient and beautiful in humanity - beautiful and strong bodies, clear and powerful minds - and to check the procreation of base and servile type. - Author: H.G.Wells
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#2. The nomadic lifestyle does work for a lot of working parents, but I've traveled and I've seen it, and I want to be able to go home at night and see my daughter. I want to be there for her first day of school and her school recital. Honestly, television is what offers me that. - Author: Sarah Michelle Gellar
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#3. She and I were bound together at the border between life and death. It was like that for us from the start - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#4. Your fellow man is your mirror. If your own face is clean, the image you perceive will also be flawless. But should you look upon your fellow man and see a blemish, it is your own imperfection that you are encountering - you are being shown what it is that you must correct within yourself. - Author: Baal Shem Tov
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#5. All I'm trying to do is not join my ancestral spirits just yet. - Author: Joshua Nkomo
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#6. How many times have you bought something thinking it would make you happy, and found it does not? - Author: Gregg Easterbrook
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#7. Don't truth me, [...] and I won't truth you. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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#8. How can you sit here and know that day ... three I'm not going to be driving you crazy because I laugh like a horse or ... or ... dress up your penis in Barbie clothes? - Author: Suzanne Brockmann
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#9. I'm satisfied with the way 'The Room' turned out, and I don't want to change anything. - Author: Tommy Wiseau
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#10. When we lift our hands in praise and worship, we break spiritual jars of perfume over Jesus. The fragrance of our praise fills the whole earth and touches the heart of God. - Author: Dennis Ignatius
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#11. I still believe that music is healing to some extent. - Author: Jake Shimabukuro
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#12. Art is always subject to change in a moment by somebody who's strong enough to shed new light on it. - Author: Peter Schjeldahl
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#13. This stuff doesn't matter. What matters is what you do with it." Sara snaps the highlighter cap on. "I try not to think about how boring it is (History). I just keep reminding myself about how I want my life to be and what I have to do to get there. Then it's simple. - Author: Susane Colasanti
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#14. Isola doesn't approve of small talk and believes in breaking the ice by stomping on it. - Author: Mary Ann Shaffer
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#15. Privatization and deregulation constitute the outsourcing of democratically elected government with a moral mission to corporations that have a profit-making mission. The effect is to turn democracy into corporatocracy. PROFIT - Author: George Lakoff
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