Quotes About Newts

#1. The captain glared at him. The sergeant put on the poker face that has been handed down from NCO to NCO ever since one protoamphibian told another, lower-ranking protoamphibian to muster a squad of newts and Take That Beach.

Terry Pratchett

#2. Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Frank Zappa

#3. But what is the love life of newts, if you boil it right down? Didn't you tell me once that they just waggled their tails at one another in the mating season?'
'Quite correct.'
I shrugged my shoulders. 'Well all right, if they like it. But it's not my idea of molten passion.

P.G. Wodehouse

#4. In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, envy, rage, and destructiveness, and I wonder whether we shall not end up as breakfast for newts and polyps, I seem to hear the muffled cries of all the words in all the books with covers closed.

Leo Rosten

#5. I'm not scared, Daddy. I just need some crunchy Cheese Newts up in this bitch.

Christopher Moore

#6. We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

Penn Jillette

#7. If a man who knew you could hurt you, who knew what a man who didn't might do? "I'm

Brit Bennett

#8. Winning requires reaching inside of yourself for that extra gear to accelerate challenges.

Orrin Woodward

#9. Newt Gingrich ... is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I've just to say, you can't be for both. They are diametrically opposed.

Bill Maher

#10. She turned to John to share the joke, and he was transfixed, looking into the catastrophe of her sagging, bleary-eyed face.

R.A. MacAvoy

#11. It is not the rich man's son that the young struggler for advancement has to fear in the race for life, nor his nephew, nor his cousin. Let him look out for the dark horse in the boy who begins by sweeping out the office.

Andrew Carnegie

#12. Newt Gingrich is an incredible leader. He is a leader of our time, and he's going to lead us into the future. And we're going to accomplish the things that we've all dreamed of.

Tom DeLay

#13. Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

David Letterman

#14. Think of literary fiction as a meal with intricate scents, flavors, and textures that you can't recognize unless you chew with your eyes closed.

Jessica Bell

#15. How perfectly whimsical. I expect we'll be roasting marshmallows over the fireplace and singing happy sing-alongs round about midnight, yes? Perhaps someone could point me in the direction of the dormitories.

G. Norman Lippert