New Years Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about new years funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Quotes About New Years Funny

#1. Neither train nor plane, neither GPS nor human caress can take you to the address of happiness. - Author: David Paul Kirkpatrick
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#2. I strongly believe what we're doing is the right thing. If I didn't believe it
I'm going to repeat what I said before
I'd pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I would pull the troops out. - Author: George W. Bush
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#3. Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#4. A dear friend of my early childhood has worked as an anthropologist in Papua New Guinea for much of her life, and from the tiny island where her main work has been focused, she has brought me many funny and beautiful stories over the years. - Author: Michael Leunig
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#5. I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library.
Hello, my life, I said. We had once been married for twenty-seven years, so I felt justified.
He said, What? What life? No life of mine. - Author: Grace Paley
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#6. Originally I had planned to write just a couple of children's books and then, return the focus on adult literature. A funny thing happened along the way - I kept having new ideas, and then I looked up one day, and 30 years had passed! - Author: Nikki Grimes
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#7. All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.' - Author: Rich Vos
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#8. Come get me! It's all fading.... I'm forgetting everything but you. - Author: James Dashner
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#9. Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them. - Author: Lesley Gore
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#10. All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. - Author: Carroll Bryant
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#11. I love two-lane highways. They say something about the way things used to be, and about areas that don't have a lot of people. On those two-lanes at night you get the sense of moving into the unknown, and that's as thrilling a sense as human beings can have. - Author: David
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#12. The human moral sense can excuse any atrocity in the minds of those who commit it, and it furnishes them with motives for acts of violence that bring them no tangible benefit. - Author: Steven Pinker
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#13. Forest! They seek your trees to sleep among,
With their long sentences hung. Forest! - Author: Rainer Maria Rilke
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#14. My new years resolution? I will be less laz ... - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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