Quotes About New Baby Boy

#1. Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

Jay Leno

#2. You have a healthy baby boy! The words ring like church bells in the ears of new parents.

Dr. Linda Barboa

#3. Language is a virus, money is a nasty disease.

Jonathan Barnbrook

#4. Life is like a guitar; Tune. Play. Repeat.

Vikrmn

#5. I'm a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games.

Rich Sommer

#6. President Obama seems to think that you win by demonstrating that you're a more reasonable person than your opponents. It didn't work too badly, I'll grant, as an electoral strategy in the 2012 election.

Timothy Noah

#7. I'm just playing ball. Trying not to think about it too much.

Buster Posey

#8. Young men can be impetuous, young men can be rush, young men can be fools, but the Car'a'carn cannot let himself be a young man.

Robert Jordan

#9. You have to remember, Frank Sinatra is 82 years old, which is 240 in your years. He's lived three lifetimes! He has good and bad days. He can't run ... around as fast as he used to.

Tom Dreesen

#10. A quibble is to Shakespeare what luminous vapours are to the traveller: he follows it at all adventures; it is sure to lead him out of his way and sure to engulf him in the mire.

Samuel Johnson

#11. They walked back into the world together, wearing the gift that had been given them: just life. Pity was not love, Barbie reflected ... but if you were a child, giving clothes to someone who was naked had to be a step in the right direction.

Stephen King

#12. Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it.

Jay Leno

#13. I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

Kevin James

#14. I don't think the biggest threat to our theology is humanism or the host of world religions. Our biggest threat is cut-and-paste Christianity. If man places his faith in a god he has recreated in his own image, has he placed his faith in God at all? And if not, how can such a man be saved?

Beth Moore

#15. Neatness, madam, has nothing to do with the truth. The truth is quite messy, like a wind blown room.

William J. Harris

#16. If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee,

Nancy Astor

#17. Let us give future generations the gift of Earth citizenship by first giving it to ourselves.

Ilchi Lee

#18. A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

Frankie Boyle

#19. No matter how much money you make or don't, how many friends you think you have or lack or how much you know you are loved - or not, we all cherish one thing above all else, the intrinsic need to connect

Lisa Bloom