Quotes About Nature Funny

#1. I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.' - Author: Adam Ferrara

#2. There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen. - Author: Charles Dickens

#3. Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. - Author: Stephen King

#4. Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. - Author: Henry David Thoreau

#5. I'm a reliable witness, you're a reliable witness, practically all God's children are reliable witnesses in their own estimation
which makes it funny how such different ideas of the same affair get about. - Author: John Wyndham

#6. Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them. - Author: Bertrand Russell

#7. It may be appropriate to quote a statement of Poincare, who said (partly in jest no doubt) that there must be something mysterious about the normal law since mathematicians think it is a law of nature whereas physicists are convinced that it is a mathematical theorem. - Author: Mark Kac

#8. Of course, he said, he who is of a certain nature, is like those who are
of a certain nature; he who is not, not. - Author: Plato

#9. Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what. - Author: Suzanne Palmieri

#10. Because I'm attracted to you. Because you're the poster child for contradictions and I enjoy each one of them. You're funny when you're being so damn serious. You have a kind heart and protective nature that reminds me so much of my father. - Author: N.D. Jones

#11. I've always wanted to work with Elizabeth Banks. She's so talented and funny, and she's become this force of nature - directing, producing. Being around her is kind of inspiring. - Author: Gillian Jacobs

#12. Humour is the describing the ludicrous as it is in itself; wit is the exposing it, by comparing or contrasting it with something else. Humour is, as it were, the growth of nature and accident; wit is the product of art and fancy. - Author: William Hazlitt

#13. Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up. - Author: Miguel De Cervantes

#14. Everyone wants the people to end up together in the end. It's human nature. The funny thing is, you always know they're going to. You just never know how. - Author: Jessi Kirby

#15. The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself. - Author: George W. Bush

#16. A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. - Author: A.R. Gurney

#17. I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#18. The human condition can be summed up in a drop of blood. Show me a teaspoon of blood and I will reveal to thee the ineffable nature of the cosmos, naked and squirming. Squirming. Funny how the truth always seems to do that when you shine a light on it. - Author: Laird Barron

#19. God against man. Man against God. Man against nature. Nature against man. Nature against God. God against nature. Very funny religion! - Author: D.T. Suzuki

#20. Nature itself is the best physician. - Author: Hippocrates

#21. When D's cabin caught fire, D was out of the country. Half the town-Christians and drinkers alike-came out to fight the fire and loot the cabin. There were individual piles of loot, and fights over the piles. "That's my pile." "The hell it is, it's mine. - Author: John McPhee

#22. And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. - Author: George Eliot

#23. I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. - Author: Patty Duke

#24. The leaf twirls gently
To the dry ground
The flake tumbles lightly
To the snow mound
The lightning falls mightily
To the earth with a crash
And I plummet sleepily
From the fridge to the trash.
Such is nature's way - Author: Francesco Marciuliano

#25. History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice. - Author: Ludwig Borne

#26. And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life - Author: Kevin Hearne

#27. Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!
Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?
~SHEESH~ - Author: Dakota Dawn

#28. Nature, time and patience are three great physicians. - Author: Henry George Bohn

#29. Truth was funny, because it was an insistent thing, maybe as powerful and insistent as some force of nature, the push of water or wind. You could keep it out only so long, but it had its own will and its own needs, and maybe you could keep it at bay with lies, but not for long, not for always. - Author: Deb Caletti

#30. Humour is the making others act or talk absurdly and unconsciously; wit is the pointing out and ridiculing that absurdity consciously, and with more or less ill-nature. - Author: William Hazlitt

#31. If you record the world honestly, there's no way people can stop being funny. A lot of fiction writing doesn't get that idea, as if to acknowledge it would trivialize the story or trivialize human nature, when in fact human nature is reduced and falsified if the comic aspects are not included. - Author: Lorrie Moore

#32. "The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned ... " - Author: Charles Dickens

#33. Coloron often pondered how a race, in which the stupid seemed more inclined to breed, had managed to come this far, and why human intelligence persisted - a discussion point in the nature vs nurture debate which had not died in half a millennium. - Author: Neal Asher

#34. When mice run, cats give chase. - Author: Rachel Vincent

#35. Pessimism is a funny thing, isn't it? Madison thought as she looked at Judith's furrowed face. I like a bit of pessimism as much as the next man, but when I'm bombarded with it I suddenly became an eternal optimist. - Author: Melissa Kite

#36. Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. - Author: Lionel Shriver

#37. Fall colors are funny. They're so bright and intense and beautiful. It's like nature is trying to fill you up with color, to saturate you so you can stockpile it before winter turns everything muted and dreary. - Author: Siobhan Vivian

#38. People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. - Author: Wes Adamson

#39. I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? - Author: Paul Merton

#40. 717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle - stop that! - Author: Laline Paull

#41. I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. - Author: Will Ferrell

#42. When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature. - Author: Alan Ruck

#43. Nature's a funny old thing, it does whatever it pleases. He had always been a little afraid of it. He tiptoed into forests, speaking in a whisper, as though entering a church. Nature was mysterious, incomprehensible, impenetrable, off limits, like the ladies' toilets. - Author: Pascal Garnier

#44. An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. - Author: Ann Landers

#45. I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. - Author: Ana Claudia Antunes

#46. Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts - Author: Stacia Kane

#47. The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. - Author: Don Roff

#48. Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's laws wrong, it learned to walk without having feet. Funny, it seems to by keeping it's dreams; it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared. - Author: Tupac Shakur

#49. One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. - Author: Adrian Sandvaer

#50. It's a funny things about human nature. Nobody ever wonders why they've got a healthy brother or a perfect kiddie. Anything goes wrong, though, we soon start why, oh why... - Author: Laurie Graham

#51. Nature has a funny way of breaking what does not bend. - Author: Jewel

#52. A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding. - Author: Ranjitsinhji

#53. Nature is a porno. Deal with it. - Author: Craig Benzine

#54. Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. - Author: Robert Breault

#55. When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail. - Author: Nenia Campbell

#56. The attitude that nature is chaotic and that the artist puts order into it is a very absurd point of view, I think. All that we can hope for is to put some order into ourselves - Author: Willem De Kooning

#57. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. - Author: Axl Rose

#58. It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. - Author: C.S. Lewis

#59. I gave my heart to the Lord, and I remember the incident vividly. The Lord spoke to me. I know that sounds funny. It was not an audible voice or anything of that nature. - Author: Jimmy Swaggart