Quotes About Murphy's Law

#1. When you're kind to people, and you pay attention, you make a field of comfort around them, and you get it back - the Golden Rule meets the Law of Karma meets Murphy's Law.

Anne Lamott

#2. Murphy's law is the only true dependable in my life most of the time.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#3. Firefighting is a world of Murphy's Law; it is when you can least afford a crisis that one crops up.

Jodi Picoult

#4. It's a corollary to Murphy's law. If you're not prepared, bad things will happen. If you are, nothing goes wrong.

Cherise Sinclair

#5. Everything was a constant battle. My first film was beautiful. I got an amazing cast. That worked out great. Everything else was like murphy's law. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.

Katie Aselton

#6. Murphy's law inverted: What can go right, will go right. (Works if you're an optimist.)

Saloma Miller Furlong

#7. I want to beat up Michael Fassbender in a movie. I was with him at the beginning of his career when he did an episode of 'Murphy's Law.' He's a proper superstar and enormously talented, but I want to do a scene where I properly duff him up.

James Nesbitt

#8. Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money.

Mitchell Symons

#9. Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red.

Mary Hughes

#10. Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window.
Will the cat land on its feet or will Murphy's law apply?

Alan Fletcher

#11. Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem ...

Thomas Pynchon

#12. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

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#13. Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues; and it has not helped.

Timothy Murphy

#14. The Law of Attraction attracts to you everything you need, according to the nature of your thought life.

Joseph Murphy

#15. I'd probably have been wealthier if I had stayed with law, but pretty miserable doing it.

Cillian Murphy

#16. I come from a long line of teachers. Not only did I not go into the family business; I had an aborted law career and I played in bands. 'Disco Pigs' was my first professional acting experience.

Cillian Murphy

#17. We must safely secure our border by investing in more law enforcement and technology, and receiving cooperation from the Mexican government.

Timothy Murphy

#18. We may abandon a holistic, metaphysical ideal of natural law reconciled with cultural configurations; but we cannot abandon a vision of a humanity freed from such pathologies without simultaneously siding with the worst kind of system-reproductive education.

Mark Murphy

#19. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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#20. My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

#21. As per usual, trouble comes in several directions at once.

Garth Nix

#22. Anything that can possibly go wrong, does

John Sack

#23. Floyd could imagine a dozen things that could go wrong; it was little consolation that it was always the thirteenth that actually happened.

Arthur C. Clarke

#24. As a person who has spent my career as a child psychologist and have dealt with many children who have struggled with many problems in families, I have seen families ripped apart by so many things that sometimes law has tried to deal with.

Timothy Murphy

#25. We must continue to ensure law enforcement has the necessary tools to combat terrorism here at home. We must also work with our allies and provide our military with the weapons and protective gear they need to defeat terrorism abroad.

Timothy Murphy

#26. How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law against it.

George Murphy

#27. The law of life is the law of belief.

Joseph Murphy

#28. Satan's First Law of Malignity - to wit, if the worst can happen, it usually will

Stephen King

#29. If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

Benson Bruno

#30. The law of your mind is the law of belief. This means to believe in the way your mind works, to believe in belief itself.

Joseph Murphy