Quotes About Monday Morning Funny

#1. The lowest common denominator of the universe is both low and common. - Author: R.A. Lafferty

#2. As if fixing the little errors would made the big stuff manageable. - Author: Melissa Marr

#3. Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday. Sorry I missed the Wednesday lunch date, but I was in a black hole all morning. - Author: Douglas Adams

#4. Strong, proactive obedience is anything but weak or passive. It is the means by which we declare our faith in God and qualify ourselves to receive the powers of heaven. Obedience is a choice. It is a choice between our own limited knowledge and power and God's unlimited wisdom and omnipotence. - Author: L. Tom Perry

#5. I have no choice about whether or not I have Parkinson's. I have nothing but choices about how I react to it. In those choices, there's freedom to do a lot of things in areas that I wouldn't have otherwise found myself in. - Author: Michael J. Fox

#6. I guess I'm a little different. I think being unique is different. - Author: Michelle Wie

#7. In 'Open City,' there is a passage that any reader of Joyce will immediately recognise as a very close, formal analogue of one the stories in 'Dubliners.' That is because a novel is also a literary conversation. - Author: Teju Cole

#8. And we will keep searching for our footsteps in the sands of time... - Author: Avijeet Das

#9. You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! - Author: Mohith Agadi

#10. The greatest problem for mathematicians now is probably the Riemann Hypothesis. - Author: Andrew Wiles

#11. I'm Icelandic, from this small country where there was very limited access to fashion when I was growing up, and so, for me, it's really important to have a product that's relevant for this global customer. - Author: Aslaug Magnusdottir

#12. Every sunrise is an invitation for us to arise and brighten someone's day. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich

#13. And keeps the palace of the soul. - Author: Edmund Waller

#14. I don't write songs for myself anymore. I only write songs on assignment. It's purely a business, but it is still so important to me emotionally. - Author: Alan Menken