Quotes About Martians

#1. In the next place, wonderful as it seems in a sexual world, the Martians were absolutely without sex, and therefore without any of the tumultuous emotions that arise ...

H.G.Wells

#2. It might be helpful to realize, that very probably the parents of the first native born Martians are alive today.

Harrison Schmitt

#3. Wisdom: Oh, fantastic. We've got an army made up of fairies and Beatles, and we're fighting H. G. Wells' martians and bloody Jack the Rippers. Who's next? Dick Van Dyke? Mr Bean? John Cleese and his dead parrot?

Paul Cornell

#4. Science fiction is filled with Martians and space travel to other planets, and things like that.

Margaret Atwood

#5. We've gotta become the Martians. I'm a Martian - I tell you to become Martians. And we've gotta go to Mars and civilize Mars and build a whole civilization on Mars and then move out, 300 years from now into the universe. And when we do that, we have a chance of living forever.

Ray Bradbury

#6. You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.

Paul Mooney

#7. Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.

Alexander Lebed

#8. I'm at a little loss in terms of my Leave It To Beaver expertise, since I never watched an episode of the show - so the cast in the pilot could have been Martians or they could have been the regular cast for all I know.

Harry Shearer

#9. Won't it be sad to have an Internet connection to Mars if there are no Martians to write to or e-mail us?

William J. Clinton

#10. End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr!!

Jhonen Vasquez

#11. When a man says that he is Jesus or Napoleon, or that the Martians are after him, or claims something else that seems outrageous to common sense, he is labeled psychotic and locked up in a madhouse. Freedom of speech is only for normal people.

Thomas Szasz

#12. In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#13. We're fascinated by animals because it's almost like having Martians living among us. We can see some familiarity in them, but they're entirely different creatures.

Susan Orlean

#14. There were no colonies on Earth. It was all a scam the Martians were using to con the rest of the universe. There had been no first contact. Her knees quivered, and all her muscles tensed. She was first contact.

Patricia Eimer

#15. Martians published magazines, just like we do. Something familiar; make the Martians seem more real. More human.

Anonymous

#16. As for UFO's ... I do believe there is a dimension that we don't understand. Not sure about little green martians, though.

David Shuster

#17. And if some self-proclaimed expert tells you that Martians are disembodied creatures of brain without emotion, let him listen to the recordings that were made of those cries, of victory, of vengeance, of exultation. 'Ulla! Ulla!' We

Stephen Baxter

#18. The Martians were there - in the canal - reflected in the water ... The Martians stared back up at them for a long, long silent time from the rippling water ...

Ray Bradbury

#19. I am perfectly happy to compromise and work with anybody: Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians - I'll work with Martians if - and the if is critical - they're willing to cut spending and reduce the debt.

Ted Cruz

#20. Mars has global warming, but without a greenhouse and without the participation of Martians. These parallel global warmings
observed simultaneously on Mars and on Earth
can only be a straightline consequence of the effect of the one same factor: a long-time change in solar irradiance.

Khabibullo Abdusamatov

#21. When I say that we have met the Martians and they are us, I am using colorful language to suggest that we may have been seeded in the process of panspermia.

Brad Steiger

#22. I was in Kansas for about a month, and we worked most of the time in a very small town, so it felt like the production basically took the whole town over. In a way, we were the Martians in Kansas.

Lukas Haas

#23. We're going to become the martians when we land there. When we explore and build communities, we become the martians. That's a wonderful destiny for all of us.

Ray Bradbury

#24. I found that it was all right to have Martians saying things Democrats and Republicans could never say.

Rod Serling

#25. What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?

Robert Orben

#26. If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person's mind begins to roam irretrievably. One's fellow countrymen become harder to understand than Martians.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

#27. If there is life, then I believe we should do nothing to disturb that life.
Mars then, belongs to the Martians, even if they are microbes.

Carl Sagan

#28. If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing.

Albert Ellis

#29. I suspect that Martians have pretty much always symbolized parents in those books." "They must, being that they're so ... otherworldly." "And terrifying." This

Marissa Meyer

#30. I think space exploration is very important. I think there is very intelligent life on Mars. I believe that Martians are spying on us from the bottom of the ocean.

Annabella Sciorra

#31. This is the best of times and the worst of times. So what else is new? The bad news is that the Martians have landed in Manhattan, and have checked in at the Waldorf-Astoria. The good news is that they only eat homeless people of all colors, and they pee gasoline.

Kurt Vonnegut

#32. The Martians are always coming.

Philip K. Dick

#33. It is almost impossible to shake of one's earliest training. Duke, can you get it through your skull that had you been brought up by Martians, you would have the same attitude toward eating and being eaten as Mike has.

Robert A. Heinlein

#34. If the Martians took over eBay it would take 6 months for the world to notice.

Keith Rabois

#35. Today we haved touched Mars. There is life on Mars, and it us us-extensions of our eyes in all directions, extensions of our mind, extensions of our heart and soul have touched Mars today. That's the message to look for there: We are on Mars. We are the Martians!

Ray Bradbury

#36. If Mars formed life, then life on Earth could have been seeded by life on Mars, making every life form on Earth descended from Martians.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#37. She seemed, poor woman, to imagine that the French and the Martians might prove very similar.

Mary Shelley

#38. By the toll of a billion deaths man has bought his birthright of the earth, and it is his against all comers; it would still be his were the Martians ten times as mighty as they are. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

H.G.Wells

#39. Are there Martians out there? I haven't got a clue. Is there life out there? I have no idea.

Gordon Strachan

#40. Who ever heard of a Martian not invading? Who!

Ray Bradbury

#41. There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness.
And smelliness and ghastliness.
For they would eat a fellow up, as one might fish and chips

Robert Rankin

#42. We are not the same, I am a martian.

Lil' Wayne

#43. Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

Paul Krassner

#44. The last Martian report station on Earth was established in the Pyrenees.

L. Ron Hubbard

#45. Mars is telling us something. I'm not sure what it is because It's speaking martian. But it's telling us something

Steve Squyres