Makeup Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 34 Quotes About Makeup Funny

#1. You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch line wrong
I know you get me
So I'll let my walls come down, down - Author: Katy Perry
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#2. It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah sweater and a red hat, and it's one of my favorite looks, even still. - Author: Dawn Olivieri
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#3. Again, Practical Wisdom and Excellence of the Moral character are very closely united; since the Principles of Practical Wisdom are in accordance with the Moral Virtues and these are right when they accord with Practical Wisdom. - Author: Aristotle.
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#4. I refuse to dress 'hot' for Halloween, 'cause I always have to have makeup and hair and look cute for my job. So on Halloween, I either go gory or weird or funny. - Author: Rachel Platten
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#5. Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. - Author: Anna Banks
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#6. All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy's credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn't be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty. - Author: Hannah Harrington
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#7. It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me. - Author: Alison Sweeney
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#8. Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#9. I was scrolling through my Twitter feed one day, and somebody had tweeted me a picture of Justin Bieber that had been Photoshopped with makeup or something. And I thought it was funny and so I hit retweet - I just retweeted a tweet - and all of a sudden, the remarks were coming in. - Author: Drake Bell
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#10. Any 'artist' makes a living by expressing what others can't - because they're unaware of their feelings, they're too afraid to express those feelings, or they lack the skills to communicate and be understood. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#11. She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably end up on the back of her head. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#12. It's funny because ever since 'American Idol,' people look at me without makeup and think I'm 15 years old - they think I'm really young and quiet and shy, and that I've never been in a relationship and have never been in love or anything. - Author: Candice Glover
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#13. I can imagine in a century or two that rule by women will be seen as a better bet than rule by men. What's wrong with men is that they tend to look for the violent solution. Women don't. - Author: Martin Amis
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#14. If he was able to make her feel even the slightest bit of guilt for being so oblivious - if he could get through all that makeup and high fashion. - Author: Matthew Quick
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#15. It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup. - Author: Diana Rowland
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#16. I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. - Author: D.A. Paul
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#17. Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#18. No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?" - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#19. Groans that words cannot express" (Rom. 8:26) are often prayers that God cannot refuse. Charles H. Spurgeon - Author: Lettie B. Cowman
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#20. Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it. - Author: Judith Chambers
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#21. I've been using the same thing I've used since I was a teenager, which is Cetaphil. I love Cetaphil's cleansing cream, face cream and aloe vera gel. Those are the three things I always use. - Author: Bianca Lawson
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#22. Women govern us; let us render them perfect: the more they are enlightened, so much the more shall we be. On the cultivation of the mind of women depends the wisdom of men. It is by women that nature writes on the hearts of men. - Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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#23. Whatsoever things common to man, that man has done, man can do. - Author: Marcus Garvey
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#24. When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny. - Author: Mitchell Hurwitz
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#25. Witchcraft ... is a spiritual path. You walk it for nourishment of the soul, to commune with the life force of the universe, and to thereby better know your own life. - Author: Christopher Penczak
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#26. And as for my father? No, he wouldn't ever walk through those gates; I now knew that. Whatever Thomas Stone had, wherever he was at this moment, he had no idea what he'd given up in the exchange. - Author: Abraham Verghese
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#27. There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#28. Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. - Author: Elizabeth Eulberg
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#29. Everyone told me it was a really stupid idea to start my own hedge fund right out of business school,' says Ackman of the idea. 'That's how I knew that it was a good idea. - Author: Maneet Ahuja
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#30. It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Author: Rick Baker
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#31. In WMDs, many poisonous assumptions are camouflaged by math and go largely untested and unquestioned. - Author: Cathy O'Neil
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#32. To get her husband back she had to let him go - Author: Doreen Dyet
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#33. The nightingales are sobbing in The orchards of our mothers, And hearts that we broke long ago Have long been breaking others; Tears are round, the sea is deep: Roll them overboard and sleep. - Author: W. H. Auden
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#34. Lord, to whom should we go? Thy words are the words of eternal life. - Author: Pope Paul VI
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