Quotes About Magicians Funny

#1. I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story. - Author: Dave Attell

#2. I never pick a film based on the genre; I choose the characters I play. I will think it through thoroughly - whether I am the best person to play the character, able to excel in it and match with the other characters. - Author: Rain

#3. Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg

#4. If you you work for a living why kill yourself working - Author: Thabiso Monkoe

#5. Everything (N.W.A.) attempted had to possess criminal undertones. I can only assume they spent hours trying to deduce villainous ways to microwave popcorn (and if they'd succeeded, there would absolutely be a song about it, assumedly titled "Pop Goes the Corn Killa", or "45 Seconds to Bitch Snack"). - Author: Chuck Klosterman

#6. Dreams dawn and fly: friends smile and die, Like spring flowers. Our vaunted life is one long funeral. Men dig graves, with bitter tears, For their dead hopes; and all, Mazed with doubts, and sick with fears, Count the hours. - Author: Matthew Arnold

#7. like they were about to enjoy a meal together. - Author: T.M. Frazier

#8. A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is? - Author: Colin Quinn

#9. I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Author: Seymour Papert

#10. Life can be challenging and sad ... but music is the easy part. - Author: St. Vincent

#11. It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting. - Author: Susanna Clarke