Quotes About Macgyver

#1. Oh, my god, this chick just mentioned MacGyver?
Hell.
Yes.

Colleen Hoover

#2. I never got into 'MacGyver,' but 'All the President's Men' and 'The Conversation' were big for me.

Shane Carruth

#3. I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones ... and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

Si Robertson

#4. We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic sheeting to protect your house in event of terrorist attacks. Who came up with this idea? MacGyver?

Jay Leno

#5. You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?

Stephani Hecht

#6. I'm a little younger than these guys, but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original 'MacGyver' series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for 'MacGruber.'

Jorma Taccone

#7. 'MacGruber' came to life mostly because we just liked saying 'MacGyver.' 'MacGyver' this. 'MacGyver' that. It's a great word.

Jorma Taccone

#8. She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence her. I'm bigger than her ... I wonder if I could use my straw for some sort of MacGyver inspired weapon.

Steph Campbell

#9. I'd love to be [one of MacGyver's buddies]. I'd watch that one and just think, wow, what a life. Living in Hawaii, driving around in someone's Ferrari, and solving mysteries.

Rhys Darby

#10. Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.

Alton Brown

#11. Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.

Phil Crosby

#12. The air was so sweet in New Orleans it seemed to come in soft bandannas; and you could smell the river and really smell the people, and mud, and molasses, and every kind of tropical exhalation, with your nose suddenly removed from the dry ices of a Northern winter.

Jack Kerouac

#13. We follow ideas and not men, and rebel against this habit of embodying a principle in a man.

Errico Malatesta

#14. The interests of a nation, when well understood, will be found to coincide with their moral duties.

Thomas Jefferson

#15. Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.

H.L. Mencken