Quotes About Love And Funny

#1. The funny and the most beautiful thing about LOVE is..
you don't need any one else to fall in love with,, you can love yourself, the ambiance
around you, the things which belong to you, and even those which don't.. - Author: Sanhita Baruah

#2. Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry - and mostly likely to wipe away my tears. - Author: Rachel Vincent

#3. When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow - Author: Josh Stern

#4. It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday. - Author: Zakk Wylde

#5. I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?' - Author: Eddie Marsan

#6. We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn't have enough time to have sex with me. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#7. Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#8. I say that I'm not into you like that, Camryn, because..," he pauses, searching my face, looking at my lips for a moment as if deciding whether or not he should kiss them again, " ... because you're not the girl I could only sleep with once. - Author: J.A. Redmerski

#9. Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world. - Author: Cora Carmack

#11. I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. - Author: Hilary Swank

#12. Well people love to go dirty and stuff like that. It's funny, because even really dirty things can kind of inspire, but all things inspire really dirty improv and monologues. So then really dirty things can inspire the exact opposite. It's kind of a crapshoot. - Author: Amy Poehler

#13. Comedy is the only profession where love from a stranger is better than love from a family member. You need to perform for strangers to see if you're really funny. If they laugh and cheer, it's the greatest thing in the world. - Author: Jay Leno

#14. It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals, a love ingengering gentleness and goodness that moved meand that I saw in you - Author: William Carlos Williams

#15. Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. - Author: Shannon L. Alder

#16. Sex is funny and love is serious. - Author: Stephan Jenkins

#17. Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. - Author: Danielle Lee Zwissler

#18. A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows? - Author: Stephen Moyer

#19. I asked of Echo 't other day (Whose words are few and often funny), What to a novice she could say Of courtship, love, and matrimony. Quoth Echo, plainly, Matter-o'-money. - Author: John Godfrey Saxe

#20. Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired. - Author: John Green

#21. Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom - Author: Abhysheq Shukla

#22. I love singing. I've never felt I've had a great voice but I feel I've gotten better. It's funny. I can hear my voice aging and getting stronger. I've relaxed about my singing so I'm hearing it the way I like it. - Author: Joel Plaskett

#23. I like people who love books and movies and art and want to talk about it all the time, because that's basically what I want to talk about. Intellectuals that are funny. - Author: Greta Gerwig

#24. And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. - Author: Cassandra Clare

#25. Money by Martin Amis. I read it when I was 15, I read it hundreds of times since then and it always makes me laugh. Amis has managed to create a world that is both funny and abrasive. I'd love to play John Self, the depraved hero, who's without illusions, he created. - Author: Robert Pattinson

#26. In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. - Author: Howard Mittelmark

#27. You see, love is a funny thing. There are no guarantees, just the day-to-day and the moment. You make vows, hope for the best, and do your damnedest to love the person you're with. - Author: Jennifer Probst

#28. [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. - Author: Ilana Glazer

#29. I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, "God, really?!" But, I find children funny and great, and I love them. - Author: Minnie Driver

#30. Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich

#31. People are always surprised that I have a funny side because I'm usually so intense, strong and dramatic. But, I'd love to do something really, really silly and funny. - Author: Catherine Bell

#32. To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love. - Author: Nora Ephron

#33. Love, honor, and negotiate. - Author: Alan Loy McGinnis

#34. I'd love to do a comedy. I'd love to do a two-hander like the old Leathal Weapon movies. I love those, like an action comedy with the straight man and the funny man. I'd love to do one of those. Just got to find one, find a funny man that wants to do one with me. - Author: Jason Statham

#35. Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub - Author: Josh Stern

#36. I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love. - Author: Arthur Bradford

#37. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. - Author: Madeline Kahn

#38. A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. - Author: Confucius

#39. Petty minds foster petty hearts, and have the funny habit of shooting themselves in the foot. - Author: Adriano Bulla

#40. One way to tell if you're really comfortable with a person is if you can be quiet together sometimes and not feel awkward. If you don't feel obligated to say something brilliant or funny or surprising or cool. You can just be together. You can just be. - Author: Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#41. Before my mom decided she was a lesbian, I thought lesbians were all these really nice, earthy, crunchy, let's smother you with our twenty extra pounds of lady love and fight the power people. - Author: Alison Umminger

#42. So where are the strongAnd who are the trusted?And where is the harmony?Sweet harmony -'cause each time I feel it slippin away, it just makes me wanna cry:What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding? - Author: Nick Lowe

#43. I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. - Author: Ricky Schroder

#44. If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator - Author: Josh Stern

#45. I love making things, like software, and films, and laughter. And working with Gus Silber, to make the Funny Business book, has been a fantastic journey. - Author: Ronnie Apteker

#46. But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. - Author: Garry Shandling

#47. They would regret that they had not killed him; he would get out of that hole and find Juliana sooner or later, even if he had to pursue her to hell itself. "Oh, you won't have to go that far, we are on our way to California," Diego said in farewell - Author: Isabel Allende

#48. She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It's kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn't listening. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#49. You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in - Author: Caleb Followill

#50. I've always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary music doesn't have. It has pain and suffering in it, but funny stories, too. And it is built on storytelling, which is something I really love. - Author: Nickolas Ashford

#51. What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human. - Author: Ze Frank

#52. Nice costume," he said.
"Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours."
Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don't like it, I can take it off. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick

#53. Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling.
"That sounds really dirty."
Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick

#54. I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. - Author: Kresley Cole

#55. I love writing both fiction and memoir. Both have unique challenges; bottom line, fiction is hard because you have to come up with the credible, twisty plot, and memoir is hard because you have to say something true and profound, albeit in a funny way. - Author: Lisa Scottoline

#56. Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. - Author: Michael W. Grimard

#57. Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. - Author: Libba Bray

#58. I love museums, but I always thought there was something funny about a group of strangers silently staring at works of inanimate objects together. Each person is having a very personal and maybe even emotional experience, but it's in the confines of an extremely quiet and sterile room. - Author: Hiro Murai

#59. When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. - Author: Onee'sha Ford

#60. She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. - Author: Kenya Wright

#61. Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on. - Author: Kimberly Derting

#62. I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping along behind you and nobody even looks at you funny. - Author: Rick Riordan

#63. I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. 'Enough Said' had that stuff, but I wanted it to be fun and funny while also grounded in reality. - Author: Nicole Holofcener

#64. Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. - Author: Cameron Mathison

#65. You ... you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it."
"I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it."
And then he took me to the bed. - Author: Richelle Mead

#66. I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. - Author: Brittany Snow

#67. Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all. - Author: Malin Akerman

#68. Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York! - Author: Denis Leary

#69. You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but you're a pain in the ass. - Author: Tracy Letts

#70. Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head. - Author: Rufus Sewell

#71. I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. - Author: David Cross

#72. If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. - Author: Jimmy Reed

#73. I have a 10 year old boy and a 6 year old boy and the stuff that they watch, it's always ... I mean, it could be because we're a funny family, but they love the humor and combining humor with space action, I mean, you know, there's a winner right there. - Author: Rhys Darby

#74. God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. - Author: Jacques Deval

#75. Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. - Author: Julia Roberts

#76. I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.' - Author: Paul Feig

#77. I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way. - Author: Mindy Kaling

#78. I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#79. The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. - Author: Lindsey Kelk

#80. Don't get any funny ideas
When all is said and done, you're still artificial (a thing) ... Not human. Don't make the mistake of falling in love with one. - Author: Shungiku Nakamura

#81. Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me. - Author: Simone Elkeles

#82. Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it. - Author: Victoria Dahl

#83. You're not my words, Emma." I said, standing up and staring at the door while pretending to be gazing deep into her pretty hazel eyes. "But you're my numbers. You're all of my numbers." I paused, listened, and figured she had fallen asleep. "You're my infinity. - Author: Morgan Parker

#84. You heard her the other night," Bruiser said. "She wants love. And devotion and compromise. Funny, isn't it, how women seem to want those things, when they're saying words like 'Till death do us part. - Author: Tessa Dare

#85. Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. - Author: J.J. McAvoy

#86. Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. - Author: Confucius

#87. That's good," Hunter said, panting. "Keep grinning at your attacker like that and they'll think you're way creepy. And mental."
I grinned wider. "I totally love this. Who can I punch next? - Author: Alyxandra Harvey

#88. Kyle, you are a mellow dude ... You can't be with an agitator. And that's what she is. An agitator. She's a Jackson Pollock and you're a Thomas Kinkade. - Author: Genevieve Dewey

#89. Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. - Author: Jon Winokur

#90. Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it - Author: Josh Stern

#91. It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your loving. Maybe that's how you know it's the real thing. - Author: Tony Parsons

#92. My heart's so light it floats and carries me so my feet don't walk. I sing all day and I don't mind the washing, and that's how I know I'm in love. Completely smitten with My Lord the cat. - Author: Shannon Hale

#93. I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't really mean - because at the end of the day that's what we're all trying to do: fit in, one way or another, desperately trying to pretend we're all the same. - Author: Tabitha Suzuma

#94. I started off thinking Eminem was a flash in the pan, a kind of hip-hop Hanson brother. How wrong I was. Recovery is sometimes funny, sometimes terrible, always painfully honest. The matching of Eminem and Rihanna on "Love the Way You Lie" is pure genius. "Not Afraid" is pretty great too. - Author: Stephen King

#95. Christ, they'd be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he'd cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian. - Author: Kate Aaron

#96. Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Author: Bill Cosby

#97. But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. - Author: Lindsey Kelk

#98. I like things to be really, really funny, or really, really dramatic. Those books are certainly the ones that grab me. I like the exercise of reading through a paragraph, and it's just torture. I try not to have my eyes dart to the right. That's the stuff that I love. - Author: Angie Harmon

#99. At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?"
"No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God! - Author: Ilona Andrews

#100. My mate is really, really weird.
She is also absolutely covered in brown, mushy clay.
She laughs and holds a large lump up to show it to me. Her mouth moves, and she makes enough noise to scare away a group of birds near the shore.
She is so, so strange. - Author: Shay Savage