Top 100 Quotes About Lisi
#1. I am not retarded.
My mother has a screw loose.
She needs me to be dumb so Tasha will be happy.
She wanted Lisi not to go to college so Tasha would be happy.
Fuck.
A.S. King
#2. Or they aliens like that professor with the hair say. I wasn't sure who uni lisi was talking about,
Faith Hunter
#3. Because we were suffering.
Lisi and I told you.
You asked and we told you.
And even though you knew and didn't do anything to help me, I'm okay. And I want you to know I hope you're okay, too.
Sincerely, Gerald Faust
A.S. King
#4. I was a terrible athlete and a pretty bad student. I couldn't focus. My imagination was always racing.
Lisi Harrison
#5. Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.
Lisi Harrison
#6. Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?
Lisi Harrison
#7. Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!
Lisi Harrison
#8. The mathematics of quantum mechanics very accurately describes how our universe works.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#9. You must be poor.
why?
cuz ur not making any cents!
Lisi Harrison
#10. She'd be doing it strictly out of love for the craft - not for the claps that came with.
Lisi Harrison
#11. With no one to share it with, success would be just another reminder that she was alone.
Lisi Harrison
#12. Yeah, I am a guy working on physics outside of academia. But I'm nowhere near Einstein's caliber.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#13. Was this how the characters in Harry Potter felt when the spoke the name of You-Know-Who?
Lisi Harrison
#15. All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?
DONE!
Lisi Harrison
#16. My father raised me to think independently and follow my own path in life.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#18. Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!
Lisi Harrison
#19. This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
Lisi Harrison
#20. Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?
Lisi Harrison
#21. Make your point but don't stab anyone with it.
Lisi Harrison
#22. She didn't mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.
Lisi Harrison
#23. Blame was a luxury they could no longer afford.
Lisi Harrison
#24. And for a split second Cleo saw the value in living openly. Liberation was Windex for the soul. It let the light shine through. But why dwell? Nothing was ever going to change.
Lisi Harrison
#25. IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-
Lisi Harrison
#26. I'm afraid the workings of J.J. Abrams' mind falls outside the predictive capacity of any coherent theory.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#27. I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.
Lisi Harrison
#28. I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.
Lisi Harrison
#30. Are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie
Lisi Harrison
#31. Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove.
Lisi Harrison
#32. Math does come easily to me, but I was always much more interested in what theorems imply about the world than in proving them.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#33. Friends first."
"Even before Brett?"
"Always," Bekka said. Her lively freckled face was dead serious.
"Wow," Melody said in surprise. They really were friends. Hearing it helped her feel it. And feeling it was like sinking deeper into a warm bath.
Lisi Harrison
#34. Is my name dorothy?
No
Then why do u think munchkins could help me?
Lisi Harrison
#35. Being poor sucks ... It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#36. If you share an office next to a guy for twenty years, and you like him and you're friends with him, it's hard to tell him that you think that his whole idea of how the universe works is completely wrong.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#37. Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.
They're not.
Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?
Lisi Harrison
#38. Something about Bekka and Haylee reminded her of Candace's line between ingenious and insane. Ingenuity inspired their dreams, and insanity gave them the courage to pursue them. It was something Melody wanted for herself.
Lisi Harrison
#39. Merri-Lee ripped herself away and scampered for her YSL heels. She slid
Lisi Harrison
#40. As with any large investment, it can be emotionally difficult to abandon a line of research when it isn't working out. But in science, if something isn't working, you have to toss it out and try something else.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#41. Ignorance is bliss was bull. Melody had been ignorant her whole life, and things were far from blissful. It was time to give knowledge is power a try.
Lisi Harrison
#43. Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.
Lisi Harrison
#44. Coral is a very beautiful and unusual animal. Each coral head consists of thousand of individual polyps. These polyps are continually budding and branching into genetically identical neighbors.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#45. Anyway, no guy wants to be with a girl if she's not into him. So you did him a favor.
Lisi Harrison
#46. My goal is to teach readers how to treat and respect themselves and each other in an entertaining way. I do that in all of my books.
Lisi Harrison
#47. Candace nodded a little too hard. She loved making her ponytail swing.
Lisi Harrison
#48. The Clique ... the only thing harder than getting in is saying goodbye.
Lisi Harrison
#49. She raced for him, propelled by the strength of a thousand regrets.
Lisi Harrison
#50. One of the best things you can relate to is a detailed story.
Lisi Harrison
#52. Which was why Skye was in a recliner that went hot and cold more often than Blair and Nate.
Lisi Harrison
#53. A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.
Lisi Harrison
#54. If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha
Lisi Harrison
#55. I don't like the vampire books. I don't like any of those.
Lisi Harrison
#57. Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No." "Then why are you up in my grill?
Lisi Harrison
#58. You can critique her writing, but not her lifestyle.
Lisi Harrison
#60. Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!
Lisi Harrison
#62. The confusing lesson whipped Frankie's anger into something she had never felt before. It was like an emotional meringue - the airy feeling of loneliness topped with the hard crisp of injustice. Yet its taste was far from sweet.
Lisi Harrison
#63. Insane was probably the right word, but Clawdeen preferred determined.
Lisi Harrison
#65. And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn't just fire everybody and start over.
Lisi Harrison
#67. Everything that can happen, does. That's quantum mechanics. But this does not mean everything happens. The rest of physics is about describing what can happen and what can't.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#68. This isn't going to be pretty. Rules will be broken. Friendships will be tested. And huge risks will be taken. But they're small prices to pay for true love and freedom, right?
Lisi Harrison
#69. What's wrong with mistakes? Not that I'd know. No one's ever let me make any.
Lisi Harrison
#70. One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?-Massie Block
Lisi Harrison
#71. O Hathor," Cleo began, "why bless me with an abundance of gorgeousness and then deprive me of people to envy it? Especially on a Saturday night?
Lisi Harrison
#73. There are a lot of good things about string theory, and it's great that some people want to work on it.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#74. Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't? ... a fashion don't even THINK about it.
Lisi Harrison
#76. This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing to be afraid of. If we don't get over our fears, they never will.
Lisi Harrison
#77. We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!
Lisi Harrison
#78. These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.
Lisi Harrison
#79. Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.
Lisi Harrison
#80. Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?
Lisi Harrison
#81. Wearing nothing but sweats and a sheer coat of lip gloss, she wiggle through her frosted window and jumped six feet to freedom, feeling more charged than a Visa card at Christmas time.
Lisi Harrison
#82. Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?
Lisi Harrison
#83. Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, Thank you. I got it in Europe.
Lisi Harrison
#84. The only thing that makes sense is if the universe is beautiful and simple and elegant.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#85. Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Lisi Harrison
#86. Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong!
Lisi Harrison
#87. A girl should want to look good for herself, not for boys.
Lisi Harrison
#90. A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.
Lisi Harrison
#91. It is extraordinarily difficult, even in academia, to find a job that will let you do whatever you want with your time. If you are determined to spend your time following your own interests, you pretty much have to do it on your own.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#92. This page is is a time machine, a teleporter, a magic wand. With it you can create a world. Give life. Take it away.
Lisi Harrison
#93. Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.
Lisi Harrison
#94. Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock's gym towel on a dork's butt.
Lisi Harrison
#95. I've gotten e-mails asking, 'Are you taking students?' Well, come visit and I'll be happy to talk to you. But I'm not a degree-granting institution.
Antony Garrett Lisi
#96. She was pretty in the way water is tasty: it does the job, but lacks pizzazz.
(Skye on Charlie)
Lisi Harrison
#97. The Pretty Committee:
the only thing harder than
getting in, is staying in.
Lisi Harrison
#98. Second chances come when we least expect them.
Lisi Harrison
#99. I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.
Lisi Harrison
#100. I'm not acting! shouted Cleo. She was in desperate need of more gloss.
Lisi Harrison
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