Life And Love Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 56 famous quotes and sayings about life and love funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 56 Quotes About Life And Love Funny

#1. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#2. It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again. - Author: Mary Higgins Clark
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#3. Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right. - Author: Matthew Perry
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#4. My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way - Author: Ali Shariati
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#5. Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#6. My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#7. 'Red Band Society' is inspiring, funny, and an uplifting story that makes you want to make the most of your life, love and live to the fullest, and that's a great message. - Author: Nolan Sotillo
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#8. I don't go after him. He's a funny sort of boy. I've known that from the start. Not just because he seems angry and contemptuous or the way he walks like a tough guy. Because of his smile - it's a child's smile. - Author: Delphine De Vigan
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#9. One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny. - Author: John Updike
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#10. Carma,
Here are the Pants and a little sketch I made of Leo. From memory, not from life. (And no, I'm not thinging of him day and night. God.)
Funny hair, huh?
He did not realize I was in his class. I think I'm making a big impression around here.
Love you,
Len - Author: Ann Brashares
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#11. We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#12. We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#13. And I mouth into the phone, I love you, in case some of her cells pick up on the vibrations and it serves me well in the next life. If there is one. If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable. - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#14. I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that. - Author: Evan Peters
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#15. I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. - Author: Anyta Sunday
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#16. When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Author: Richard Lewis
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#17. Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable. - Author: April Mae Monterrosa
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#18. She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#19. She was spoiled, but she wasn't lazy. She knew what she wanted, and because she believed absolutely that she could have everything she wanted if she tried hard enough to get it, she never stopped trying. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#20. And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#21. Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. - Author: Zayn Malik
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#22. Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. - Author: Andy Vogt
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#23. What kind of bird do you think these feathers come from?' she asked.
'I don't know. A swan?'
'You had better stop wearing those wings, then.
A swan might fall in love with you. And as you
probably know, swans mate for life.'
'You are a funny one, Rose. - Author: Heather O'Neill
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#24. And she was funny and beautiful and she liked the same books, the same music, and she wanted everything I did, was in the exact same place I was in life, and just like that, add water and mix, instant love. - Author: Jami Attenberg
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#25. Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. - Author: Abhysheq Shukla
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#26. I wanted to thank you," I said.
She wrinkled her nose and squinted like I'd said something funny. "Thank me for what?" she said.
"You give me strength I didn't know I had,"; I said. "You make me better. - Author: Ransom Riggs
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#27. I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge of each person's love life has taken into account the possibility of fatal snake bites and heavy falling objects. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#28. It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here. - Author: Kirstie Alley
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#29. I love Derrick Brown for the surprise of one word waking up next to another. One moment tender, funny or romantic, the next, visceral, ironic and relevatory-here is the full chaos of life. An amazing talent. - Author: Janet Fitch
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#30. But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#31. The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#32. Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom - Author: Abhysheq Shukla
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#33. The funny and the most beautiful thing about LOVE is..
you don't need any one else to fall in love with,, you can love yourself, the ambiance
around you, the things which belong to you, and even those which don't.. - Author: Sanhita Baruah
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#34. In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. - Author: Howard Mittelmark
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#35. But love had a funny way of giving you faith in the one who loved you back. And nothing was guaranteed in life, neither riches nor health. At the end of the day, you just had to let yourself go ... and the best place to land was in the arms of a good man. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#36. Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest flaw in my eyes, and now that's the thing I love most about Sonya. It's funny how things end, isn't it? - Author: Matthew Norman
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#37. Funny isn't it?" said Sebastian. "The lies good people tell. He'll probably make you eggs every day for the rest of your life now, and you'll choke them down because you can't tell him you don't like them."
Clary thought of the Seelie Queen. "Love makes liars of us all? - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#38. He took in the squeaky music, the vulgar and pining melodies, because passion immobilizes good taste and seriously considers what soberly would be thought of as funny and to be resented. - Author: Thomas Mann
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#39. It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#40. It's funny how life moves in a complete circle sometimes. There might be lots of bumps in the road and maybe even a few cliffs, but it's a journey, and sometimes it can bring you to the most wonderful places. - Author: Nyrae Dawn
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#41. Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! - Author: Mita Jain
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#42. Relaxation and Recreation The most relaxing recreating forces are a healthy religion, sleep, music, and laughter. Have faith in God - learn to sleep well - Love good music - see the funny side of life - And health and happiness will be yours. - Author: Dale Carnegie
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#43. Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. - Author: Cameron Mathison
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#44. I'm a Best-Selling author and humorist; my brother points out that a humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. Gotta love family. - Author: Dan Alatorre
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#45. It's funny how, in this journey of life, even though we may begin at different times and places, our paths cross with others so that we may share our love, compassion, observations, and hope. This is a design of God that I appreciate and cherish. - Author: Steve Maraboli
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#46. It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#47. My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#48. 'Cause if your love was all I had in this life, well that would be enough until the end of time. So rest your weary heart and relax your mind, 'Cause I'm gonna love you, girl, until the end of time. - Author: Justin Timberlake
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#49. We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. - Author: Sheena Easton
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#50. Just like magic, each one of us had had that someone special walk into our lives and love us enough to fight for us. Life is funny that way. Fate happens, and it's better than what you had imagined in the first place. - Author: Abbi Glines
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#51. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#52. For me, the release was a spot in time with no past and no future. Just the extraordinary simplicity of a moment - the kind of moment that has a funny way of making a person believe that life and love can last forever. - Author: Tiffanie DeBartolo
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#53. I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. - Author: Holly Hood
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#54. I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... - Author: Hiroko Sakai
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#55. It's funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I'm happy that I've sort of discovered something that makes me really happy. - Author: Haylie Duff
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#56. Addiction has had such an impact on my life and the people I love, and there really is not a lot about it that is funny. So the last thing I wanted was to give the impression that it's all fun and games, and isn't it funny what she gets away with. - Author: Edie Falco
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