Quotes About Koala Bears

#1. My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."

Mitch Hedberg

#2. Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

Michael Moorcock

#3. Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. If the [Vestiges] be true, the labours of sober induction are in vain; religion is a lie; human law is a mass of folly, and a base injustice; morality is moonshine; our labours for the black people of Africa were works of madmen; and man and woman are only better beasts!

Adam Sedgwick

#5. You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

Zoe Sugg

#6. So it is that the life force may take possession of a man
so that in the end he may be possessed by something greater, no longer at all belonging to himself.

Wendell Berry

#7. I have to admit that this notebook, with its wilderness of blank pages, seems almost more threat than gift - for what can I write here that it will not hurt to remember? You

Jean Hegland

#8. I must identify myself with Africa. Then I will have an identity.

Fela Kuti

#9. Embrace lousy days. I've learned to remind myself easy days are part of the deal, and a great day is just around the corner.

Dan John

#10. A ship should not ride on a single anchor, nor life on a single
hope

Epictetus