Quotes About Kleenex

#1. Therapy is my mother's solution to everything. I'm sure she thinks there'd be peace in the Middle East if every country were forced to sit down on a stiff leather couch with a box of Kleenex and talk about their feeeeelings.

Hannah Harrington

#2. But we Americans scrap relationships that are not working as we would like -- whether they be with relatives, with spouses, or with friends. We dispose of them like Kleenex. When it is inconvenient, painful, difficult, I get rid of you. I hit the road.

Stuart Miller

#3. It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

Karen Marie Moning

#4. Good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.

J.R. Ward

#5. How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee

L.R.W. Lee

#6. I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

Mike Birbiglia

#7. Her smile was glassy, and she was ransacking her mind for something to say, finding nothing in it but used Kleenex and costume jewelry.

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

Rainbow Rowell

#9. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Cher

#10. I need a Kleenex." She sniffs.
Guy disengages his hands from hers, takes the hem of his
sweatshirt, and wipes her nose with it.
"That's romantic," she says, embarrassed.
"Well, it is sort of, because I wouldn't do it for anybody else
in the world.

Julia Hoban

#11. When I was 22, I wasn't too proud to do anything. I was taking out trash, buying stinky vintage clothes, and pulling gross Kleenex out of the pockets.

Sophia Amoruso

#12. I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

Anne, Princess Royal

#13. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Art Hoppe

#14. Cody probably tossed away orgasms like Kleenex.

Annabeth Albert

#15. There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops, just so you know.

Mick Fleetwood

#16. I narrate the story but he dies off-stage between commercials. A washing machine ad later, we are dressed in our funereal best. We sniffle and indulge in product placement for Kleenex. The credits roll.

Thomm Quackenbush

#17. Bean also saw how the man's body moved inside his clothes, with a kind of contained strength that made his clothes seem like Kleenex, he could rip through the fabric just by tugging at it a little, because nothing could hold him in except his own self-control.

Orson Scott Card

#18. Knocking back the wine and reaching for the cheap consolations of kimchee-scented Kleenex fiction

Maureen Corrigan

#19. I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking I'm incredibly cool, the packet of Kleenex in my back pocket brings me right back down to earth.

Josh Radnor

#20. Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.

Jen Lancaster

#21. I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society.

Joel Salatin

#22. Kleenex would have made a mint today.

Larry Harvey

#23. Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex.

Julia Child

#24. When I flush the toilet in my bathroom, it becomes stopped up with Kleenex, and blood clouds the water and I put down the lid, because there's nothing else for me to do.

Bret Easton Ellis

#25. In regards to your love life, you're just entering into a whole of pain if you talk about it. If you've never said anything, there are no sound bites to haunt you when you're crying into a box of Kleenex after it all goes wrong.

Lily James

#26. The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

Colin Quinn

#27. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus - only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Rick Riordan

#28. After applying foundation and a little blush, dust your face with translucent powder, then mist skin with a rosewater spray and lay a Kleenex over for a second. It makes your face seem flawless in a way that looks as if you aren't wearing any makeup.

Liv Tyler

#29. I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment.

Nick Cave

#30. How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

Julia Child

#31. And you used my heart as a Kleenex," Nellie sang. "But you're the one full of snot!

Clifford Riley