Quotes About Jokers

#1. Jordan's gone, bros." Cole wiped crumbs from his greasy sweatshirt. "He bugged out right after you jokers gave him the third degree. Said CU wasn't for him." He snorted. "Y'all are, like, the leading cause of dropout around here.

Kathy Reichs

#2. There are no lame jokes. There are lame jokers.

Abdullah Abu Snaineh

#3. When people think that politics is a joke, they then deserve the jokers that rule them.

Jit Sharma

#4. She shuffled us out like two jokers in her cards reminding us to go to Auntie's house before dark, and telling us again she loved us.

Tara June Winch

#5. Once you realize that everyone is in the same boat, that everyone is just as insecure and childlike as everyone else, that all these jokers in D.C. ruining our world are just greedy kids grabbing for marbles - I think that realization means you're an adult.

Conor Oberst

#6. Took awhile, got the jokers out of the deck now, I'm holdin all the cards and niggas wanna play chess now

Drake

#7. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am ...

Bob Dylan

#8. I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers and pathological liars ...

Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

#9. On one show before a live audience, I had to look out the door and call for Will Smith to come in. The audience couldn't see him, but there he was with his naked butt staring me in the face. I didn't normally hang out with twenty-something practical jokers, so sometimes he was a little much.

James Avery

#10. If I lived through the next day or so, I needed to start keeping track of where these jokers liked to get their bloodthirsty freak on. It might give me an edge someday. Or at least a list of places that could use a nice burning down. I hadn't burned down a building in ages.

Jim Butcher

#11. These jokers were not that complicated. Death-by-stupidity was the cause as far as Tiago was concerned.

Thea Harrison

#12. Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb luck, concepts I was introduced to while still in the womb.

Toby Speed

#13. Rather than trust her reflexes, she programmed for auto. And hoped the jokers down in Maintenance hadn't played any pranks with the mechanism. Still, she was too tired to care if she ended up in Hoboken.

J.D. Robb

#14. office jokers were a crime in progress -

Mick Herron

#15. Ossip, I think you are a humbug ... you are not even a doctor. But you are funny. Your notion of a humanity universally putting out the tongue and taking the pill from pole to pole at the bidding of a few solemn jokers is worthy of the prophet ...

Joseph Conrad

#16. So the story goes, so I'm told
The people he knew were
Less than golden hearted
Gamblers and robbers
Drinkers and jokers, all soul searchers
Like you and me

Dave Matthews

#17. Those who were defiant, like Marie, would defy until they dropped dead. The maudlin would weep and the deal makers would bargain and the jokers would joke, but every last one of them would die.

Alex London

#18. If people don't take politics seriously, then they deserve the jokers that rule over them.

Jit Sharma

#19. How somebody is different?? Not different but genius?? (Find the answer, that's my quiz for you... No, jokers it's to easy with jokers)

Deyth Banger

#20. We don't ask what a woman does; we ask whom she belongs to.

George Eliot

#21. A child's ability for reprisal is infinite, and can last a lifetime.

Abraham Verghese

#22. There are some times you win, and there are other times you build character.

Bob Coy

#23. 'Smallville' was a really awesome opportunity.

Samuel Witwer

#24. Having people that really reflect the spectrum of American experiences is important to have on the Supreme Court.

Cory Booker

#25. Solution 2: Don't let your blinky light blink. By keeping it on steady mode, you'll use up the battery faster, but you'll be around to buy more. Don't be cheap and dead.

Grant Petersen

#26. Every day is a fresh start; don't measure yourself by yesterday's troubles.

Dagny Scott Barrios

#27. Part of me knows one more day won't do anything except postpone the heartbreak. But another part of me believes differently. We are born in one day. We die in one day. We can change in one day. And we can fall in love in one day. Anything can happen in just one day.

Gayle Forman

#28. I remember making a videotape in a fancy hair salon in Beverly Hills. The soundtrack in the salon had a whole worldview behind it - I was interested in things like that.

David Salle

#29. Predators seem beautifully 'designed' to catch prey animals, while the prey animals seem equally beautifully 'designed' to escape them. Whose side is God on?66

Richard Dawkins

#30. I write about what interests me. It's very dangerous when you try to satisfy an audience.

Jonathan Carroll