Quotes About Jail Talk

#1. I, had an excellent instructor. One that you currently have locked up. If you want to talk about skills going to waste, then go look in your own jail.

Richelle Mead

#2. I think that it's so powerful for me to go see someone like Bridget Everett at Joe's Pub and watch her weave her songs in and out of these funny, tragic stories - you can talk and sing and it's not this horrible offense, you're going to get thrown in artistic jail.

Kathleen Hanna

#3. I am running low on solutions.

Joe Dunthorne

#4. Socrates told us, "the unexamined life is not worth living." I think he's calling for curiosity, more than knowledge. In every human society at all times and at all levels, the curious are at the leading edge.

Roger Ebert

#5. My homies hold me down, really. I talk to Baby, Jeezy, Rozay, Nicki, everybody, from jail. Just call once in a while and holla at people like, 'Yo what's up? What's life like out there?' for people to give me a report of what's going on.

Meek Mill

#6. The consequences of behavior determine the probability that the behavior will occur again

B.F. Skinner

#7. Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal.

Kenneth Eade

#8. Rich people, they stay out of jail not just because they have more money but because they grew up in a culture where they're educated by people to say, "I don't have to talk to the cops. If I get arrested, I'm not going to say a word to them. I'm just going to wait until my family lawyer gets here".

Immortal Technique

#9. You can't escape an assasin," He leaned forward, shadows swallowing his eyes. "Hangings, bumbling bureaucrats, dishonest crewman, jail - those you can talk your way out of, you try hard enough. But this kind of death is the is the only kind of death.

Cassandra Rose Clarke

#10. There is no better boat than a horoscope to help a man cross over the sea of life.

Varahamihira

#11. With us it ain't like that. We got a future. We got somebody to talk to that gives a damn about us. We don't have to sit in no bar room blowin' in our jack jus' because we got no place else to go. If them other guys gets in jail they can rot for all anybody gives a damn. But not us.

John Steinbeck

#12. "The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned ... "

Charles Dickens

#13. The belief in a happy "state of nature" in the remote past is derived partly from the biblical narrative of the age of the patriarchs, partly from the classical myth of the golden age. The general belief in the badness of the remote past only came with the doctrine of evolution.

Bertrand Russell

#14. The rush of power to the head is not as becoming as a new hat

Helen Van Slyke

#15. If I had the luxury of working as a full time writer, I think you would see novels appearing on a much more regular, and frequent, basis.

John Scott

#16. Do you know how precious you are, how pure, how perfect? Everything you despise of yourself is only shadow.

Mark Landau

#17. Every player wants to be as complete as possible and goals for a central midfielder are very important.

Andres Iniesta

#18. I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail.

Tupac Shakur

#19. I hate learning lines, so the fight stuff's always my favorite.

Travis Fimmel

#20. Repeat business or behavior can be bribed. Loyalty has to be earned.

Janet L. Robinson

#21. If, at the end of the day, we need to raise taxes, we should raise taxes.

Paul Volcker

#22. What do the animals do in the zoo? That's the same thing that I do in my cell. I play with myself. I make little string dolls. I talk to roaches. I'm in jail for nine counts of murder, and I didn't do it. I'm in solitary confinement, may I add.

Charles Manson