How Funny Love Is Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 76 Quotes About How Funny Love Is

#1. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. - Author: Courteney Cox
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#2. Engineers are funny animals. If you tell an engineer about a problem, any problem, his first instinct is to measure it. Tell an engineer you don't love him anymore and he'll ask for a graph of your love over time so that he can understand exactly how big the problem is and when it started. - Author: Phil Lapsley
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#3. Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. - Author: Busta Rhymes
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#4. I started off thinking Eminem was a flash in the pan, a kind of hip-hop Hanson brother. How wrong I was. Recovery is sometimes funny, sometimes terrible, always painfully honest. The matching of Eminem and Rihanna on "Love the Way You Lie" is pure genius. "Not Afraid" is pretty great too. - Author: Stephen King
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#5. Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. - Author: R.J. Gonzales
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#6. It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. - Author: Confucius
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#7. My mate is really, really weird.
She is also absolutely covered in brown, mushy clay.
She laughs and holds a large lump up to show it to me. Her mouth moves, and she makes enough noise to scare away a group of birds near the shore.
She is so, so strange. - Author: Shay Savage
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#8. We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. - Author: Aimee Bender
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#9. Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. - Author: Cameron Mathison
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#10. You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Author: Melanie Clark Pullen
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#11. It's funny how, in this journey of life, even though we may begin at different times and places, our paths cross with others so that we may share our love, compassion, observations, and hope. This is a design of God that I appreciate and cherish. - Author: Steve Maraboli
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#12. Nice costume," he said.
"Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours."
Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don't like it, I can take it off. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#13. Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. - Author: Helen Gurley Brown
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#14. Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#15. Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling.
"That sounds really dirty."
Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#16. Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. - Author: Tia Giacalone
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#17. I pull back. "I'm going to have to change my computer password."
"Oh yeah? To what?"
"I-love-Josh."
"4 eva, he replies."
"You cracked my password? - Author: Sally Thorne
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#18. His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#19. I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#20. Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable. - Author: April Mae Monterrosa
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#21. It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. - Author: Holly Hood
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#22. Nonetheless, love is a funny thing. More specifically, second loves are a funny thing. For no matter how special that second or third or even fourth love is, no matter how much you can't live without him, the first one always creeps in. - Author: Lindsay Detwiler
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#23. P - Jamie!" I called.
He waded back toward me. "I'm starting to think my name is Pajamie."
"Your name should be Pajerky. You said it wasn't deep."
"Pajerky?" He gave me a skeptical look. "That's Pathetic."
"We'll see how smug you are once I'm on dry land. - Author: Diana Peterfreund
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#24. Which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps. - Author: Jimmy Gownley
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#25. I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn't matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I'm never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy. - Author: Cote De Pablo
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#26. It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone - Author: Erin Bowman
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#27. This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? - Author: Isabella Olivia Ellis
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#28. Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, "Your time is coming to an end, you
pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be
remembered."
Gazzy's blue eyes flashed. "Then you can remember me telling you to kiss
my-"
"Enough!" ter Borcht said. - Author: James Patterson
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#29. I love a novel that's funny, and The Taxman Cometh is very funny, delightfully well-written, yet with a serious message about how government bureaucracy affects us all. Read. Enjoy. And if a comparison to Catch 22 pops into your mind, that's not surprising. - Author: Marvin Kalb
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#30. I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. - Author: Amanda Hocking
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#31. Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every day, my respect for Mariah continues to grow higher. She's a caring, warm and funny person. People have no idea how funny she is! I feel like I've always known she was my forever love. - Author: Nick Cannon
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#32. It is funny how when you have been hurt in love and you fall in love again, every reason you have for loving that person is both enough and not, all at once. - Author: R. YS Perez
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#33. It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again. - Author: Mary Higgins Clark
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#34. A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#35. This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. - Author: Raneem Kayyali
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#36. I love crazy names. It comes right from Monty Python and Woody Allen - nothing in the world makes me giggle more than a funny name. It became a thing I started doing when I wrote. If a person came into a store and said, "How much is this apple?" that person would have an insane name. - Author: Michael Schur
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#37. It's a funny thing that to be a product of a fairytale romance. It's another thing to think you might find one yourself. You can read the stories and watch the movies, you can think you know how it all unfolds. But the truth is love is as much fate as it is planning, as a beauty as it is a disaster. - Author: Kiera Cass
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#38. I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that helps me is looking at old videos of me and my friends from middle school, or videos of my family. I love watching funny videos of my favorite people - it really cheers me up. - Author: Ariana Grande
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#39. The sun weeps because it can no longer caress your skin or warm your lips." He sifted his fingers through my hair. "I do not envy the sun, Eva. But I truly hate the moon, because its light touches you in all the ways I cannot. - Author: Michele Bardsley
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#40. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Author: Lily Tomlin
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#41. Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York! - Author: Denis Leary
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#42. You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but you're a pain in the ass. - Author: Tracy Letts
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#43. Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head. - Author: Rufus Sewell
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#44. I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. - Author: David Cross
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#45. It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - Author: John Bulwer
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#46. The mother I'm completely over but the daughter I love to death. The mother I'd like to love to death." "Heh." "Don't do me any favors; only laugh if it's funny." "It is! - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#47. People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it. - Author: Michael Patrick King
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#48. I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time. - Author: Nick Cannon
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#49. Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. - Author: Solange Nicole
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#50. If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. - Author: Jimmy Reed
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#51. I have a 10 year old boy and a 6 year old boy and the stuff that they watch, it's always ... I mean, it could be because we're a funny family, but they love the humor and combining humor with space action, I mean, you know, there's a winner right there. - Author: Rhys Darby
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#52. God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. - Author: Jacques Deval
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#53. You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. - Author: Richard E. Besser
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#54. Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. - Author: Julia Roberts
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#55. Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. - Author: Jon Winokur
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#56. I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery. - Author: Cecelia Ahern
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#57. You realize you've been staring at me for the past five minutes? - Author: Catherine Doyle
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#58. Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on. - Author: Kimberly Derting
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#59. Love is funny like that. Love stays with us, whether we want it or not. - Author: Heather Lyons
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#60. The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. - Author: Confucius
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#61. I love writing both fiction and memoir. Both have unique challenges; bottom line, fiction is hard because you have to come up with the credible, twisty plot, and memoir is hard because you have to say something true and profound, albeit in a funny way. - Author: Lisa Scottoline
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#62. Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. - Author: Michael W. Grimard
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#63. Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#64. Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. - Author: Libba Bray
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#65. I love museums, but I always thought there was something funny about a group of strangers silently staring at works of inanimate objects together. Each person is having a very personal and maybe even emotional experience, but it's in the confines of an extremely quiet and sterile room. - Author: Hiro Murai
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#66. When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. - Author: Onee'sha Ford
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#67. She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. - Author: Kenya Wright
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#68. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#69. I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping along behind you and nobody even looks at you funny. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#70. I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. 'Enough Said' had that stuff, but I wanted it to be fun and funny while also grounded in reality. - Author: Nicole Holofcener
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#71. Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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#72. What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human. - Author: Ze Frank
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#73. You ... you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it."
"I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it."
And then he took me to the bed. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#74. I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. - Author: Brittany Snow
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#75. I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes. - Author: Bo Burnham
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#76. Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all. - Author: Malin Akerman
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