Quotes About Hillarious

#1. We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes.

Tim Berners-Lee

#2. Why are you covering your breasts?"
Turning her back to him, she stepped into her dress.
"Why are you so interested in my breasts?"
"I am only interested in them because you hide them," he informed her. "I would not find them interesting if you would stop wearing clothing.

Viola Rivard

#3. Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole.

Ruby Dixon

#4. Life is busy passing us by while we're busy saying hello and goodbye

S.E. Sever

#5. I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

Joan Rivers

#6. She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

Joan Rivers

#7. Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Joan Rivers

#8. Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

Honeya

#9. It is inevitable that there will come a time when mankind will go out more at night and stay indoors during the day to avoid harmful solar rays.

Nabil N. Jamal

#10. I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

Joan Rivers

#11. She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

Joan Rivers

#12. When People in sales are at work, they are at war.

Honeya

#13. Alone with Giddon again, Bitterblue considered him, rather liking the mud streaks on his face. He looked like a handsome sunken rowboat.

Kristin Cashore

#14. Never blame others for tracking in mud, until you have checked your own feet.

Wes Fesler