Top 17 Quotes About Hernias
#1. If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed.
Robert E. Haebel
#2. HERNIAS ARE US Wait ... sorry. I'm dyslexic. I squinted and decided it probably read: HERMES EXPRESS
Rick Riordan
#3. My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
Rodney Dangerfield
#4. By exercising your stomach muscles, you wring out the body, you don't catch colds, you don't get cancer, you don't get hernias. Do animals get hernias? Do animals go on diets?
Joseph Pilates
#5. Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.
William Zinsser
#7. There is an explicit way to define what explicit is.
Noga Alon
#8. If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!
George Steinbrenner
#9. Oh, I always employ shock tactics with men of genius," said Mrs. Cotton. "And one has to employ them in public or the men of genius bolt.
Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle
#10. At eighteen most people wish to please, and the conviction that they have not an exterior likely to second that desire brings anything but gratification.
Charlotte Bronte
#12. I knew that I wanted to write about a very young woman because I wanted to see the eyes of the art world in a fresh or even slightly naive way. Because there's something very honest about entering a room and not having a read on everyone there.
Rachel Kushner
#13. But I did go to music really early on, even when I was 4 or 5, I was responding to music probably in ways other kids were not.
Eric Clapton
#14. There is no war where only one side is the bad guy.
Tamura Yumi
#16. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Rodney Dangerfield
#17. We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
Adrian Edmondson
