Top 17 Quotes About Hernias
#1. We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
Adrian Edmondson
#2. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Rodney Dangerfield
#3. By exercising your stomach muscles, you wring out the body, you don't catch colds, you don't get cancer, you don't get hernias. Do animals get hernias? Do animals go on diets?
Joseph Pilates
#4. If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed.
Robert E. Haebel
#6. There is no war where only one side is the bad guy.
Tamura Yumi
#7. But I did go to music really early on, even when I was 4 or 5, I was responding to music probably in ways other kids were not.
Eric Clapton
#8. I knew that I wanted to write about a very young woman because I wanted to see the eyes of the art world in a fresh or even slightly naive way. Because there's something very honest about entering a room and not having a read on everyone there.
Rachel Kushner
#10. At eighteen most people wish to please, and the conviction that they have not an exterior likely to second that desire brings anything but gratification.
Charlotte Bronte
#11. HERNIAS ARE US Wait ... sorry. I'm dyslexic. I squinted and decided it probably read: HERMES EXPRESS
Rick Riordan
#12. Oh, I always employ shock tactics with men of genius," said Mrs. Cotton. "And one has to employ them in public or the men of genius bolt.
Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle
#13. My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
Rodney Dangerfield
#14. If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!
George Steinbrenner
#15. There is an explicit way to define what explicit is.
Noga Alon
#17. Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.
William Zinsser
