Quotes About Hell Freezing Over

#1. Pigs flying. Hell freezing over. Miley planting her twerking ass in a chair and keeping it there as a public service.

J.R. Ward

#2. Hell freezing over?
I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater.

J.R. Moehringer

#3. The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

Vince McMahon

#4. He had always thought that hell would be hot. But here they were, right inside the mouth of it, and it was freezing.

Alexander Gordon Smith

#5. Other women cloy/The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry/Where most she satisfies.

Ian McEwan

#6. It's redundant to die in Los Angeles.

Truman Capote

#7. Hell is an Eagles game where the bleachers are always freezing, the team is always loosing, and my family is insane

Jennifer Weiner

#8. Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

Billy Connolly

#9. Somewhere hell was freezing over and Satan was figure skating.

Lia Riley

#10. Even though there's reasons to try things that may or may not work, it's still a real intimate way to finish the song with everybody right there in the band just locked in.

Stevie Ray Vaughan

#11. I threw my hands on my hips, shocked by the irony. A Mather helping a Greensmith? Hell was freezing over somewhere beneath our feet and every kind of farm animal was sprouting wings to fly.

Leigh Goff

#12. There are few things that will remain constant over the long run.

Steven Redhead

#13. (The Francophile and radical John Stuart Mill had noted, not long after the Commune fell, in a letter to an English union leader, "an infirmity of the French mind" - that of "being led away by phrases, and treating abstractions as if they were realities which have a will and exert active power.")

Anonymous

#14. If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

Dennis Rodman

#15. Get out." Marcus' eyes went freezing cold, his face as hard mask, the cleaned but unstitched slash making him look far more dangerous. "I don't want to deal with this carp right now."
"I've never gotten in, so how the hell can I get out?

Joey W. Hill

#16. The freezing in hell that comes before the everlasting fire where sinners bubble and singe forever.

Toni Morrison

#17. Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny.

Isabelle Fuhrman