Quotes About Hazel Grace Lancaster

#1. His excitement was adorable. I couldn't resist. I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. -Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault In Our Stars

John Green

#2. -so if the inevitability of oblivion worries you, than I suggest you ignore it. God knows that's what the rest of the world does.

John Green

#3. There's a great quote in Gus's house, one that both he and I found very comforting: Without pain, we couldn't know joy. - Hazel Grace Lancaster

John Green

#4. You're always such a disappointment, Augustus. Couldn't you have at least gotten orange tomatoes?

Hazel Grace Lancaster

#5. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying. - Hazel Grace Lancaster

John Green

#6. He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. "You're so hot," I said, my hand still on his leg.
"I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish," he answered, still kissing me. I laughed.
"I have an Augustus Waters fetish," I explained.

John Green

#7. Thankfully, the nature of pain reminds us of what the ease of pleasure foolishly allows us to forget.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#8. Hi, I'm at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

John Green

#9. I don't think tour dying. I think you've just got a touch of cancer.

Hazel Grace Lancaster

#10. Augustus Waters was sitting on the front step as we pulled into the driveway. He was holding a bouquet of bright orange tulips just beginning to bloom.

John Green

#11. Funerals, I decided, are for the living. - Hazel Grace Lancaster

John Green

#12. Charity must become a fundamental state of mind and heart that guides us in all we do.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

#13. Where most people looked forward to the weekend to go out and yie one on, my idea of a good time was to figure out a Scorpions song

Warren DeMartini

#14. Between the three of us, we have five legs, four eyes & two & a half working pairs of lungs.

John Green

#15. As I went about with my father, when he collected taxes, I knew that when taxes were laid someone had to work hard to earn the money to pay them.

Calvin Coolidge

#16. I am pretty unextraordinary, ~ Hazel Grace Lancaster.

John Green

#17. You're going from audition to audition, changing in the backseat, and all that fun stuff that's great to do at one time in your life. That's when the 49-cent taco, as disgusting as it is, really plays into your day. It really helps you out.

Eva Mendes

#18. My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

Jimmy Carr

#19. Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

John Green

#20. Nothing," I said. "I'm just ... " I couldn't finish the sentence, didn't know how to. "I'm just very, very fond of you.

John Green

#21. What's your name ?
Hazel .
No , your full name .
Um , Hazel Grace Lancaster .

John Green

#22. As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.

John Green

#23. If I could just stay alive for a week, I'd know the unwritten secrets of Anna's mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.

John Green

#24. You choose your behaviors based on their metaphorical resonances ... - Hazel Grace Lancaster

John Green

#25. The Federal Reserve and Congress have systematically taught the American people to trust the government and that caution in spending is harmful to the economy.

Ron Paul

#26. When was the last good kiss you had?

John Green

#27. The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

John Green

#28. Love what you have and you'll have more love.

Regina Spektor

#29. No matter how good the idea, there's always an advocate extreme enough to deter people.

Steve Aylett

#30. Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn't match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

John Green