Quotes About Having A Good Day Funny

#1. All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day. - Author: Toks Olagundoye

#2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. - Author: Solange Nicole

#3. It's kind of funny. When I got my diagnosis - cancer - I said to myself, 'Why me?' And then, the other day, when I got the good news, I said the same thing. - Author: Walter White

#4. At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' - Author: Tom Hanks

#5. Thus the midday halt of Charnock - more's the pity! Grew a City. As the fungus sprouts chaotic from its bed, So it spread - Chance-directed, chance-erected, laid and built - Author: Dennison Berwick

#6. To us, waiting is wasting. To God waiting is working. - Author: Louie Giglio

#7. Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work. - Author: William Zinsser

#8. There are always jobs I have to learn because all good Italian girls know how to do them and one day I'll need them to look after my chauvinistic husband. - Author: Melina Marchetta

#9. Wise as she was, she realized that people can postpone their rebellious phases until they're eighty-five years old, and she decided to keep an eye on herself. - Author: Tove Jansson

#10. When God created you, He created a dream and wrapped a body around it. - Author: Lou Engle

#11. I'm not very interesting. Birds are interesting. I could stand there lip-synching all day long, but it would feel funny, and people would be able to tell. I'm not a good actress. - Author: Neko Case

#12. It's like one of those scenes from a feel-good Hollywood movie. Where everybody is happy and nobody's hair fizzes in the wind. Where it doesn't rain, your shoes stay comfortable all day, and everybody's jokes are funny. - Author: Randa Abdel-Fattah

#13. There's no such thing as a good tax. - Author: Winston Churchill

#14. You do design because you feel it inside; you have a moral issue to spread quality in our environment. - Author: Massimo Vignelli

#15. I figure that if there's a heaven, then there's a room in heaven where you can look over all of history and be anyone you want to be, at a peak moment in their lives. For example, I always say I would choose to be one of Stevie Wonder's backup singers on the "Innervisions" album. - Author: Cintra Wilson

#16. If today was half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. - Author: Norman Ralph Augustine

#17. I do think I have an ability to record sensual and emotional facts and factoids, to construct a convincing surface of what life feels like, both physical life and emotional life. - Author: Anne Carson

#18. It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. - Author: Charlie Adam

#19. Who knows what harm may be done to a man by hurrying a spiritual process in him? - Author: George MacDonald

#20. Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. - Author: Lora Leigh

#21. I'm not a huge TV person, but when I do watch, it's always after the fact because I like to binge watch. - Author: Alia Shawkat

#22. The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. - Author: Joe Garagiola

#23. He'd waited a thousand years for her, and she would know him for less than two weeks. - Author: Trinity Faegen

#24. I could've knocked the shit out of her .She'd have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn't my style. Heckling them every chance I got was.
Hopefully she'd screw up soon. I didn't have all day. - Author: Darynda Jones

#25. What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle. - Author: Kenny D. Eichenberg

#26. Do you ever take a holiday? Like, do any of you just wake up and think 'Today feels like a pyjama day.'? or is it always, 'Today is a good day for murdering and stalking.'? - Author: Catherine Doyle

#27. Funny isn't it?" said Sebastian. "The lies good people tell. He'll probably make you eggs every day for the rest of your life now, and you'll choke them down because you can't tell him you don't like them."
Clary thought of the Seelie Queen. "Love makes liars of us all? - Author: Cassandra Clare

#28. But love had a funny way of giving you faith in the one who loved you back. And nothing was guaranteed in life, neither riches nor health. At the end of the day, you just had to let yourself go ... and the best place to land was in the arms of a good man. - Author: J.R. Ward

#29. Ever since I was young I loved making things and being part of the design process. - Author: Maria Sharapova

#30. You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week. - Author: Stephen Manes

#31. I flipped the good doctor the bird.
Snorting, Gideon caught my hand and pulled me back down the hall.
"What is it with you and giving people the finger?"
"What? It's a classic. - Author: Sylvia Day

#32. I'm everything I'm made of. So a part of me is made of classical music. I'm grateful for it. - Author: Ledisi

#33. My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate. - Author: Chelsea Handler