Quotes About Happy Birthday Jesus

#1. Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

Norm MacDonald

#2. Right now I just want to play good roles, and if the role happens to be a gay man, that's not of any import other than, 'Is it a good story? Does it say something that's interesting?'

Chris Pine

#3. And that, ... is the story of our country, one invasion after another ... Macedonians. Saddanians. Arabs. Mongols. Now the Soviets. But we're like those walls up there. Battered, and nothing pretty to look at, but still standing.

Khaled Hosseini

#4. There's nothing wrong with having a different way of learning. What's wrong is when people blame you for it.

Joan Bauer

#5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS

Ashley Capps

#6. I've never done anything but what I wanted to do with my life. I don't think too many people can say that. I wrote the songs I wanted to write, for me. I had no idea that 'American Pie' would relate to anybody.

Don McLean

#7. Our real beliefs are generally not to be found at the level of ego.

Peter Rollins

#8. I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

Abraham Lincoln

#9. I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Demetri Martin

#10. I feel the flatline of my existence disrupting, forming heartbeat hills and valleys

Isaac Marion

#11. America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

Will Rogers

#12. laws are not important. What is important is justice. If the purpose of justice is served by breaking a law, then break it.' 'Lord Ram said that?' asked

Amish Tripathi