Halloween Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 19 famous quotes and sayings about halloween funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 19 Quotes About Halloween Funny

#1. I refuse to dress 'hot' for Halloween, 'cause I always have to have makeup and hair and look cute for my job. So on Halloween, I either go gory or weird or funny. - Author: Rachel Platten
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#2. Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#3. The third board popped off. The opening was now big enough to squeeze through. The dogs in town were barking hysterically. - Author: Douglas Preston
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#4. Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#5. Who wears masks?'
'Bank robbers?'
'No.'
'Really ugly people?'
'No.'
'Halloween? People wear masks at Halloween.'
'Yes! They do!' He flung his arms wide in delight.
'So that's important?'
'Not even a little bit. But it's true. - Author: Neil Gaiman
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#6. Without a computer, every point on a structure has to be calculated with reference to everything else. But by using a PC, I can create complex curves that don't have radii or centers. - Author: Greg Lynn
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#7. I sort of have a dark, twisted, offbeat way of writing, which I see coming up in my kids. It's funny, on Halloween, one of my daughters said, "Halloween isn't supposed to be happy, dad, it's supposed to be dark. " No smiling pumpkins at the Sixx household! - Author: Nikki Sixx
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#8. The university most worthy of rational admiration is that one in which your lonely thinker can feel himself lonely, most positively furthered, and most richly fed - Author: William James
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#9. If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. - Author: Lewis Black
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#10. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. - Author: Jean Baudrillard
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#11. A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#12. Ither immediately or ultimately every dollar of government spending must be raised through a dollar of taxation. Once we look at the matter. In this way, the supposed miracles of government spending will appear in another light. - Author: Henry Hazlitt
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#13. I wish I'd drunk more champagne. - Author: John Maynard Keynes
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#14. How can we distinguish between the good and perverted use of beauty? - Author: Leland Ryken
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#15. It's a very appropriate show to be doing around Halloween because it's very dark and mysterious. There are some great chorus scenes and some dark stuff and funny stuff as well. It's a really perfect balanced show in many regards. - Author: James Marvel
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#16. They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth. - Author: Tina Yothers
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#17. Rather than wasting time on yesterday that is gone, it is better to invest your time in tomorrow that is not yet born.-RVM - Author: R.v.m.
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#18. No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! - Author: Gary Gulman
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#19. Magic bent the world. Pulled it into shape. There were fixed points. Most of the time those points were places. But sometimes, rarely, they were people. - Author: V.E Schwab
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