Halloween Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 19 famous quotes and sayings about halloween funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 19 Quotes About Halloween Funny

#1. I refuse to dress 'hot' for Halloween, 'cause I always have to have makeup and hair and look cute for my job. So on Halloween, I either go gory or weird or funny. - Author: Rachel Platten
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#2. Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#3. The third board popped off. The opening was now big enough to squeeze through. The dogs in town were barking hysterically. - Author: Douglas Preston
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#4. Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#5. Who wears masks?'
'Bank robbers?'
'Really ugly people?'
'Halloween? People wear masks at Halloween.'
'Yes! They do!' He flung his arms wide in delight.
'So that's important?'
'Not even a little bit. But it's true. - Author: Neil Gaiman
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#6. Without a computer, every point on a structure has to be calculated with reference to everything else. But by using a PC, I can create complex curves that don't have radii or centers. - Author: Greg Lynn
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#7. I sort of have a dark, twisted, offbeat way of writing, which I see coming up in my kids. It's funny, on Halloween, one of my daughters said, "Halloween isn't supposed to be happy, dad, it's supposed to be dark. " No smiling pumpkins at the Sixx household! - Author: Nikki Sixx
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#8. The university most worthy of rational admiration is that one in which your lonely thinker can feel himself lonely, most positively furthered, and most richly fed - Author: William James
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#9. If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. - Author: Lewis Black
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#10. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. - Author: Jean Baudrillard
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#11. A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#12. Ither immediately or ultimately every dollar of government spending must be raised through a dollar of taxation. Once we look at the matter. In this way, the supposed miracles of government spending will appear in another light. - Author: Henry Hazlitt
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#13. I wish I'd drunk more champagne. - Author: John Maynard Keynes
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#14. How can we distinguish between the good and perverted use of beauty? - Author: Leland Ryken
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#15. It's a very appropriate show to be doing around Halloween because it's very dark and mysterious. There are some great chorus scenes and some dark stuff and funny stuff as well. It's a really perfect balanced show in many regards. - Author: James Marvel
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#16. They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth. - Author: Tina Yothers
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#17. Rather than wasting time on yesterday that is gone, it is better to invest your time in tomorrow that is not yet born.-RVM - Author: R.v.m.
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#18. No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! - Author: Gary Gulman
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#19. Magic bent the world. Pulled it into shape. There were fixed points. Most of the time those points were places. But sometimes, rarely, they were people. - Author: V.E Schwab
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