Quotes About Gym Instructor

#1. So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

Tim Vine

#2. Lindy became an instructor at an upscale gym, where she taught aerobic pole dancing

Joe Hill

#3. There is no objective criteria for either success or failure. People who achieve their goals are successful, those who don't are not.

Michael Josephson

#4. It is my experience that proofs involving matrices can be shortened by 50% if one throws the matrices out.

Emil Artin

#5. Hypocrisy is a revolting, psychopathic state.

Anton Chekhov

#6. I like hurting little things that can't fight back

Mary Bell

#7. From compassion springs humility. The ego is verily a gateway to hell. The person who is egoistic is far from being religious.

Dada Vaswani

#8. So the difference between most books about love and Love For No Reason is that traditional love books focus on love as a stream of energy between two people, whereas this book focuses on love as a deep state of being that you can live in no matter what's going on in your life.

Marci Shimoff

#9. Nowadays everyone has a camera and the Internet means everything is instantly accessible. Unlike some photographers, I don't see this as a problem. If anything interesting happens in the world today, there will be someone around to record it.

Derek Ridgers

#10. Short stories and some short novels are close to poetry
with the fewest words they capture the essence of a situation, of a human being. It's like trying to pin down the eternal moment.

Gina Berriault

#11. Surely ruminating and lolling, squandering slivers of time as you ponder on this or that plant; perching about the place on seats chosen for their essential and individual quality, are other whole aspects of being a gardener. Why shouldn't we? We sit in other people's gardens, why not in our own.

Mirabel Osler

#12. Success is not what you have done compared to what others have done. Success is what you have done compared to what you were supposed to do.

Tony Evans