Quotes About Grumpy Cat

#1. My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

Jonathan Tucker

#2. Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole.

Ruby Dixon

#3. I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Grumpy Cat

#4. I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

Grumpy Cat

#5. It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

Grumpy Cat

#6. [Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words ... Really terrible.

Grumpy Cat

#7. I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

Grumpy Cat

#8. Practice random acts of ... Grumpiness.

Grumpy Cat

#9. I like to refer to my years with the Angels as the foundation of my career.

Nolan Ryan

#10. There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

William Shakespeare

#11. I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

Grumpy Cat

#12. Most of the food imported to Russia came from China.

Alex Chiu

#13. Don't let the world ... Cheer you up.

Grumpy Cat

#14. Revenge is a dish best served ... At every meal.

Grumpy Cat

#15. I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

Grumpy Cat

#16. I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

Grumpy Cat

#17. What if two negatives make an affirmative ... does it follow that two nobodies shall be some body?

Samuel Laman Blanchard

#18. I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

Grumpy Cat

#19. My songs are not pretty. They're what I call optimistic realism.

Laura Marling

#20. Plato found fault that the poets of his time filled the world with wrong opinions of the gods, making light tales of that unspotted essence, and therefore would not have the youth depraved with such opinions.

Philip Sidney

#21. I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Grumpy Cat

#22. I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

Grumpy Cat

#23. An element of propaganda, of sales and marketing, always intervened between the inner and the outer person.

Julian Barnes

#24. I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

Grumpy Cat

#25. There tends to be this hierarchy of film and television, and theater is somewhere else in its own milieu. However, as actors, yes, we love to do theater because it's our story. Nobody can edit it, the curtain goes up, and it's ours for two hours or three, or whatever. And we tell it.

Tim DeKay

#26. A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#27. See the golden beach sands and blue sky
in a cool breeze
my mind flys high

Debasish Mridha

#28. I love Chrissie Hynde and Mick Jagger. Someone at Capitol pointed out how much my inflections are similar to Jagger's.

Meredith Brooks

#29. I've lived nine lives ... And this is the worst.

Grumpy Cat

#30. I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Grumpy Cat

#31. I read 'Sabella or The Blood Stone' by Tanith Lee, which was hugely influential to me. I love Tanith's writing. She's just really lyrical, beautiful use of language.

Holly Black

#32. The best things in life are ... Annoying.

Grumpy Cat

#33. This year the teacher was a slim, pale young man. His name was Mr. Corse. He was gentle and patient, and never whipped little boys because they forgot how to spell a word. Almanzo

Laura Ingalls Wilder

#34. All the great crimes of history, lest we forget, have their genesis in the moral wilderness of their times.

Eskinder Nega