Quotes About Gramma

#1. What the hell were you doing with five thousand dollars on you?"
"Eight, actually. I had grand plans for today. Hookers and blow aren't cheap, but I suppose animal sacrifice will have to do. Happy birthday.

Michelle Hodkin

#2. I still miss my gramma. I can see her at the farm, in her apron, babushka and support stockings. My Slovak gramma spoiled us with pig in the blankets, kalachi, pop, chips and a drawer full of lollipops. It was heaven.

Regina Brett

#3. I definitely would like to do something serious. Not like a love story, but serious like maybe a gangster or a mobster. A gang or a mob movie would be great.

Jason Mewes

#4. I lay down so hard, I got bed rash

Lil' Wayne

#5. Can I come back and see you sometime?"
"Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and smiled. "I'm partial to chocolate."
"Gramma, you're diabetic."
"I'm old, girl. Gonna die of something. Might as well be chocolate.

Rachel Caine

#6. I am convinced there's a gramma gene that disables the word "no.

Lesley Stahl

#7. ...our own barbaric civilization, in awe of the act of creation, does not respect creation at all.

Peter Nadas

#8. Psychologist: "This, ah, is a new sort of, ah, psychopathology that we're only now beginning to, ah, understand. These, ah, super-serial killers have no, ah, 'type' but, ah, rather consider everyone to be their 'type.'"
Gramma: "Did you hear that? Your daddy's a superhero!

Barry Lyga

#9. I am what a romantic movie is to a profound thinker - a mere diversion, a comic interlude, something that is soon forgotten.

Anne Frank

#10. Oh
who's the Queen?"
"Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter.

Rachel Caine

#11. I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma."
"You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.

Kami Garcia

#12. A man reveals his character even in the simplest things he does.

Jean De La Bruyere

#13. If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free.

Stephen King

#14. Earlier in this century someone claimed that we work at our play and play at our work. Today the confusion has deepened: we worship our work, work at our play, and play in our worship.

Leland Ryken

#15. Bakers get excited over aprons. I love the soft cotton ones with pockets like my gramma and mom wore. They always kept a hankie tucked in one pocket, which wasn't sanitary, but was comforting to the child who needed a tear or nose wiped.

Regina Brett

#16. For Tolstoy ... anything that human beings do has its glory ... I think he can be said to have hated nothing that ever happened.

Mark Van Doren

#17. Dogwood Blues by Brenda Sutton Rose is a masterful work of classic small-town fiction.

Janice Daugharty

#18. My gramma used to think that passage when Jesus said, 'In my Father's house are many rooms,' didn't mean there was a big hotel in heaven. It meant there were lots of different ways to worship.

Robyn Carr

#19. Let's learn to live!
Then there is no death,
save the transition, when desired.
Many live who have never died as yet.

Edgar Cayce

#20. The woman who entered had the plump, matronly figure of the Good Gramma in a children's story and the beady eyes of a dick in a department store.

Stephen King

#21. Cordelia faced one more climb onto that torture-device for humans and horses called a saddle.

Lois McMaster Bujold