Going To Work Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 46 Quotes About Going To Work Funny

#1. Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again? - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#2. It's funny when I hear people complain - particularly about the most fabulous parts of being a designer, like when you're getting ready to work on a show. I don't even know that I'm tired. I could stay up for six days straight! No drugs, no coffee, no nothing. I'm just so excited. - Author: Michael Kors
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#3. [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#4. Every Friday is black where I work. - Author: The Covert Comic
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#5. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. - Author: Joe Girard
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#6. When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. - Author: Onee'sha Ford
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#7. You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is. - Author: Lisa Vanderpump
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#8. It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years. - Author: Danielle Wood
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#9. I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it! - Author: Izabel Goulart
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#10. Not intending to be funny: I sit at the keyboard, put my fingers on the keys and go. To me, it's the real secret of writing. Put yourself in front of the screen or the blank sheet of paper and get to work. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#11. But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. - Author: Robert Downey Jr.
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#12. I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand. - Author: Andrea Speed
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#13. So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good ... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh. - Author: Dave Matthews
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#14. It's funny: I spend time in the book criticizing social media, but I'm also aware that a lot of my success is because of social media. I can broadcast myself and my work to thousands of people that are following me or my friends. I do think that social media can be good for self-promotion. - Author: Kim Stolz
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#15. On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, "Save the whales. Collect the whole set," "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now," and "Half the people you know are below average." Typical for the Eastern student body. - Author: Neil S. Plakcy
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#16. Yeah, it's funny, working on a show with as large a cast as we have here, your work gets sort of compartmentalized. There's still about half the cast that I've never had a scene with but I have missed working with Terry. - Author: Michael Emerson
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#17. Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it. - Author: Elbert Hubbard
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#18. It's funny - when I first started as an actor, obviously there were long periods of being idle and all you want to do is work. So if I ever get the compulsion to feel like I should complain or feel like I want to take a break, I just remember how I was before and be very grateful for it. - Author: Neil Jackson
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#19. I think one of the things I was most interested in finding out was how differently we approached our work. And my reality was that we didn't approach it very differently at all, which was funny. - Author: Kiefer Sutherland
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#20. Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. - Author: Mark W. Boyer
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#21. Shoes are funny beasts. You think they're just clothes, but really, they're alive. They want things. Fancy ones with gems want to go to balls, big boots want to go to work, slippers want to dance. Or sleep. Shoes make the path you're on. Change your shoes, change your path. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#22. I think my work is optimistic - as much as it is pathetic and funny and sad and ridiculous, at the end of the day it's about the hope that something will go right, and the constant wishing for a world where things might start to make sense. - Author: Laurel Nakadate
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#23. Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. - Author: Thomas Bernhard
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#24. Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny. - Author: Isabelle Fuhrman
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#25. Tara grinned. "Funny how things work out, - Author: Jennifer McMahon
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#26. You're an asshole, you know that?' I asked him. It figured he would pick today to be funny and personable, but I wasn't in the mood.

He smiled. 'I know. I work really hard at it. - Author: Maggie Barbieri
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#27. You know, it's a funny thing. You can smoke yourself to death, drink yourself to death, work yourself to death, and even eat yourself to death. But that's all acceptable. The only thing you can't do medically is screw yourself to death, and yet that's where they put all the obstacles. - Author: Mario Puzo
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#28. Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to get seen if you're funny. If you're funny, talented, and work hard, you will go somewhere. - Author: Amy Schumer
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#29. So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work. - Author: Joseph Bologna
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#30. A poet or philosopher should have no fault to find with his age if it only permits him to do his work undisturbed in his own corner; nor with his fate if the corner granted him allows of his following his vocation without having to think about other people. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#31. I do pauses, pauses work for me - Author: Dylan Moran
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#32. It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it. - Author: Reese Witherspoon
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#33. Do you actually see the testosterone pour out of you when you work out, or is it more of a mist? - Author: Eli Easton
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#34. Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child. - Author: John P. Sousa
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#35. Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it." - Author: Bill Maher
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#36. Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. - Author: Ari Graynor
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#37. To many people Michael Jackson seems an elusive personality, but to those who work with him, he is not. This talented artist is a sensitive man, warm, funny, and full of insight. Michael's book 'Moonwalk', provides a startling glimpse of the artist at work and the artist in reflection. - Author: Jackie Kennedy
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#38. You support me when I falter, and give me strength to bear the pain of my past. You make me laugh until I hurt, and soothe me when I'm tied up inside. It's funny how things work out, how life can throw curveballs, yet two people wind up exactly where they're supposed to be. - Author: Kristin Miller
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#39. Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#40. Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends' friends? - Author: Pierre Coffin
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#41. You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out." - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#42. I see no difference between my pictures that people consider amusing and the rest. To me, it's all serious work - they're just a reaction to what I see. I don't leave this apartment in the morning and say to myself 'Today I'm going to be funny and tomorrow I'm going to be sad.' - Author: Elliott Erwitt
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#43. Every set has their own personalities and their own quirks. It's funny comparing starring in a show to going in and doing recurring work - there's already a rhythm that's been established, and people know each other so well. It's like being a guest in someone else's home. - Author: Sara Rue
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#44. Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. - Author: Lorna Jane Cook
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#45. I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. - Author: Chris Eigeman
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#46. When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get it!' But based on what? All my exquisite comedic work in a Nike commercial? - Author: Becki Newton
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