Quotes About Gift Wrapping

#1. For a while I wanted to be a professional baseball pitcher, and then I wanted to be a musician and then sometimes I think I'd like to start a store for gift-wrapping Christmas presents ... But I feel I could do most things I set my mind to, except mechanical things, I'm not very good at that.

John Malkovich

#2. From the time that I was a child, I loved interacting with people. I would go around door-to-door and sell candies and gift-wrapping paper, and it was a great way to interact with people and communicate with people.

Jeff Koons

#3. Her diaper is soiled. A.J. has never changed a diaper in his life, though he is a modestly skilled gift wrapper. Back when Nic was alive, Island used to offer free gift wrap at Christmas, and he figures that diaper changing and gift-wrapping must be related proficiencies.

Gabrielle Zevin

#4. When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas. I quickly learned how to play it with my father's guidance. Thereafter, my father regularly taught me all the good old fashioned songs.

Tony Visconti

#5. Feeling good about your life, but not expressing a heartfelt 'thank you,' is like wrapping a gift for someone and never giving it to them.

Chip Conley

#6. Having gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not deliver it.

Thomas S. Monson

#7. Depriving someone of their freedom is the most despicable act imaginable. Anyone guilty of it should be BURIED so they can rot and be reincarnated as roses.

Mizuho Kusanagi

#8. I'm not different. I'm not different at all. The wrapping is different but the gift is still the same.

Clay Aiken

#9. Joseph handed me a neatly wrapped gift also in the metallic purple paper. "Diana wrapped it for you. She said my wrapping was an insult to humanity," he said breaking out in a grin that made dimples appear in his cheeks.

Micalea Smeltzer

#10. He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.

George Herbert

#11. The only characteristic all airliners share is that upon proper urging they are normally capable of leaving the earth's surface.

Ernest K. Gann

#12. I never listened to the Grateful Dead as a teen; the only exposure I got was what came through the walls when my sister was listening to them.

J.K. Simmons

#13. Beautiful gifts sometimes come adorned in ugly wrapping.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#14. Not everything needs to be said at once. Sharing truth is not the kind of gift that comes in wrapping paper - ripped open once and, there, you're done. No, this is a gift that must be unfolded. It is enough to start the telling. It's enough to have the beginning and feel like it's a beginning.

David Levithan

#15. It is often said that reading is a gift, but to my mind that is an insufficient description, for the size of the gift of reading is so vast that it is difficult to see what is outside its wrapping.

Daniel Handler

#16. My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.

Dave Barry

#17. Babies laugh three thousand times a day. Adults twenty, if we're lucky.

Diane Keaton

#18. Goodnight baby, sleep in peace. After you kill that bitch!"
"Goodnight mom!

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#19. As she pulled away the shirt and jacket like so much wrapping paper on a gift.

Anne Rice

#20. The vinedresser is never nearer the branches then when he is pruning them.

David Jeremiah

#21. I definitely start early and keep items in mind throughout the year for key people in my life. I love wrapping everyone's gifts in hand-painted wallpaper sheets, which gives the gift extra love.

Kelly Wearstler

#22. Here's a secret for ye, mo chridhe," Maggie smiled, smoothing his hair back from his forehead, "nothing ever dies. The gift stays the same, no matter the wrapping.

Shannon MacLeod

#23. Sharing truth is not the kind of gift that comes in wrapping paper - ripped open once and, there, you're done. No, this is a gift that must be unfolded.

David Levithan

#24. No one starts out with the answers. You figure them out as you go and you learn from the people who figured them out before you.

Andrew Klavan

#25. It is time to end the discrimination against people who need treatment for chemical addiction. It is time for Congress to deal with our Nation's number one public health problem.

Jim Ramstad