Quotes About Futons

#1. I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

Jennifer Weiner

#2. Tofu and futons. The adepts of Orientalism seem to spend most of their lives reclining. They can't quite summon the energy to crawl up onto a chair. Even their Yogic exercises are carried out in a prone or sitting position.

Edward Abbey

#3. Cosmetic decoration, which frequently distorts the data, will never salvage an underlying lack of content.

Edward R. Tufte

#4. The Christian community must live out it's calling in the conscious recognition that secularism is false.

Richard J. Mouw

#5. Each individual Christian and every community is called to be an instrument of God for the liberation and promotion of the poor.

Pope Francis

#6. It's not just a boring exercise in pushing oil paint around a canvas. It's a way of opening a threshold to an exciting new world of vision.

Nelson Shanks

#7. The wounded heart learns self-love by first overcoming low self-esteem.

Bell Hooks

#8. The thing man loves more than anything else is to have his own way. Such is the supremacy of self. Abdicate? Never!

L.E. Maxwell

#9. I'm not interested."
"That's a shame," I shrugged. "It would have been fun to slum it.

Teresa Mummert

#10. One Mormon raised the question with his spouse, who minched no words in replying, 'All right Jody - you get another wife and I'll get another husband!'

Leonard J. Arrington

#11. Space is becoming increasingly congested, contested, and competitive.

Anonymous

#12. Why should any country continue, forever, to be "great"?

William F. Buckley Jr.

#13. Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Demetri Martin