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Top 100 Quotes About Funny Words

#1. I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#2. A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. - Author: Umberto Eco
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#3. A joke is a witticism or play on words that's meant to be funny. I say 'meant to be' because most jokes aren't funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying. - Author: Michael Monroe
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#4. Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#5. A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee - Author: Max Barry
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#6. Writing for 'Rooster' was a strange experience. It's funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know when you've hit a spirit or captured something. - Author: Jez Butterworth
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#7. To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. - Author: Jennifer Ziegler
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#8. - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. - Author: Mary Papas
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#9. You heard her the other night," Bruiser said. "She wants love. And devotion and compromise. Funny, isn't it, how women seem to want those things, when they're saying words like 'Till death do us part. - Author: Tessa Dare
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#10. You're not my words, Emma." I said, standing up and staring at the door while pretending to be gazing deep into her pretty hazel eyes. "But you're my numbers. You're all of my numbers." I paused, listened, and figured she had fallen asleep. "You're my infinity. - Author: Morgan Parker
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#11. What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me - Author: Ana Claudia Antunes
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#12. They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.'
'For once. - Author: Derek Landy
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#13. I asked of Echo 't other day (Whose words are few and often funny), What to a novice she could say Of courtship, love, and matrimony. Quoth Echo, plainly, Matter-o'-money. - Author: John Godfrey Saxe
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#14. It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! - Author: Bonnie McKee
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#15. It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting. - Author: Aphex Twin
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#16. Sometimes we know people who are
too wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. - Author: Michael Hogan
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#17. It's funny how some things are just words until one day, it happens to you, and it's like an epiphany. - Author: Cheryl McIntyre
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#18. You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument. - Author: Plato
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#19. I don't know all the certain words to word it. - Author: Vanilla Ice
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#20. ...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. - Author: C.E. Morgan
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#21. Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. - Author: Laura L. Sullivan
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#22. Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. - Author: Michael Callahan
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#23. I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that enters space and bounds off to another galaxy, a tune so pretty you think the words are true, you do! - Author: Lorrie Moore
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#24. the funny thing about perception. I will never be able to experience the words the way you will, and you'll never see them the way I do. - Author: Lily Paradis
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#25. One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) - Author: Ali Smith
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#26. A godsend," she repeated. Funny choice of words. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#27. When I need to be precise about a plant, I use its Latin name, even if my nongardening friends sometimes look at me a little funny for using big words in a dead language - or in the kind of horticultural Esperanto that botanical names make up. - Author: Allen Lacy
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#28. There's no such thing as too far. If it works it's funny, if it doesn't work it's too far, it's stupid. Really there's no such thing as "too far." You're joining the politically correct when you use words like "too far." You don't want to join the army of politically correct. - Author: Mel Brooks
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#29. I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#30. Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too. - Author: Margaret Mahy
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#31. When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images. - Author: Louie Anderson
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#32. The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: "Some assembly required." - Author: John Leo
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#33. Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#34. It's funny how that works. Sometimes not speaking says more than all the words in the world. Sometimes my silence is saying I don't know how to speak to you. I don't know what you're thinking. talk to me. Tell me everything you've ever sad. All the words. Starting from your very first one. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#35. I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words. - Author: Derrick Rose
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#36. Noses run. Feet smell. - Author: Teresa Monachino
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#37. And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. - Author: Joe Walker
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#38. I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful. - Author: Taylor Swift
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#39. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Author: William J. Clinton
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#40. Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - Author: Robin Glasser
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#41. Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount. - Author: Teresa Monachino
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#42. I'm showbiz-fat. It's so funny, in all the reviews that I read, no one wants to use the word 'fat' as an adjective. So I have to deal with 'dimpled-kneed,' 'hefty,' 'plus-sized,' the most obscure words you can imagine. - Author: Marissa Jaret Winokur
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#43. Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it. - Author: Brian P. Cleary
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#44. I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. - Author: Laura Thalassa
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#45. He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. - Author: Kerrigan Bane
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#46. Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are? By his words you'd think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I'm off to shout your secret from the rooftops, and he'd be like, oh no please don't do that. In
reality, he'd have to kill me. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#47. Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#48. Humans are so Funny. So much moralising about words while at the same time thinking it perfectly "moral" to pepper-bomb cities full of people to protect them from violence. - Author: David Icke
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#49. Ummm umm ah," he began, not knowing what to say. "Well that's a very funny joke Peter," Mr Higginbotton said, "but have you got a joke with some words that we might recognise?" "Oh - Author: Kate Cullen
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#50. Ares sighed "What are the three words said most often in our house?"
"Not tonight, Ares?" Than offered.
"Funny," Ares growled. "Cara never says that. - Author: Larissa Ione
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#51. It's a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human being might read your words someday. - Author: Gary Reilly
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#52. Hasn't stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we'd be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I'd still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool. -Janco - Author: Maria V. Snyder
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#53. Do you remember the pattern, Livia?"
"Blow ... lick ... bite." Livia wanted to say something cute, something funny, but he licked his lips and she forgot how to make any more words. - Author: Debra Anastasia
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#54. He was a bad, bad bastard. He abused the privilege of being a cunt, as my old Da would say.' I smiled, picturing the cozy fireside scene of young son on father's knee being inducted into the world of abusive epithets. - Author: Craig Russell
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#55. Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind. - Author: Mario Puzo
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#56. Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done. - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#57. Dont disturb my circles! - Author: Archimedes
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#58. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go out and greet those wonderful creatures and say a few nice words in a language invented by Tolkein. I've practiced, but I sound like Chewbacca making a New Year's speech. - Author: Nina George
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#59. It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary - Author: Gayle Forman
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#60. Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by sitting next to you. Therefore, hang out with big people. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#61. It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal."
"'Superpowerful?'"He stood up, a gold chain dangling from his fingers. "Let me remind you of two words, Mercer: Bad. Dog. - Author: Rachel Hawkins
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#62. I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a certain intensity, it's like 'Whoa whoa whoa, buddy buddy!' - Author: John C. Reilly
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#63. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. - Author: Lex Martin
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#64. All the things I thought I was - simple and plain and sometime funny - are very small words. They do not begin to describe me. They do not begin to express what is inside of me. I have value, and I have worth. I cannot be replaced like old shoes or taken for granted like tap water. - Author: Adriana Trigiani
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#65. Who-who are you?" Seth asked, hesitantly."Wh-what do you want?" How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventeen times.
"I'm Luke Skywalker," I said. "I'm here to rescue you. - Author: Meg Cabot
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#66. When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren. - Author: Phyllis Diller
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#67. Here comes the bride. All dressed in white. For some reason, Chelsea could hear Bugs Bunny's voice in her head, singing the childish words that had been put to the tune. It would have been funny if she hadn't been so damn scared. - Author: Suzanne Brockmann
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#68. When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#69. He's not my boyfriend."
"Ha. That's a good one. I saw you two tonsil surfing out there."
I could kill her. "I don't even have tonsils!"
"I know that and I bet Nick knows that too, now." She slaps her leg because she's just too funny for words. - Author: Carrie Jones
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#70. Brilliant ... Marriage Confidential is both laugh-out-loud funny and gasp-out-loud shocking, and nothing less than a Feminine Mystique for our time. Mark my words, your marriage will change after reading this book. - Author: Debby Applegate
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#71. It's funny because I never studied, I never took a class. So everything I do is very innate and organic; I don't really have words for it. It is a communion with spirit. I don't get in my own way and allow the character to do what it's going to do. - Author: Kimberly Elise
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#72. Donald Trump's words are are not funny, his words are poisonous. - Author: Tulip Siddiq
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#73. Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#74. We wrapped ourselves in towels and went back in, eating sandwiches on the bed while Kaidan made fun of the pop love ballads on Marna's playlist. Funny how he knew the words to so many of them. - Author: Wendy Higgins
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#75. The war in the East were hidden behind a thicket of language: patriotism, democracy, loyality, fredom - the words bounced around, changing purpose, as if they were made out of some funny plastic. What did they actually refer to? It seemed that they all might refer to money ... - Author: Deborah Eisenberg
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#76. When in doubt dance out - Author: Miley Cyrus
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#77. The third boat was quite pretty, too ... this one was an Adirondack fishing boat, and even though it was only half finished, I could picture Jay Gatsby in it, casting a line over the side while he yearned for that shallow tramp, Daisy. - Author: Kristan Higgins
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#78. The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. - Author: Ray Stevens
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#79. Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.
F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#80. Noah had wandered down the aisle, but now he gleefully returned with a snow globe. He stood behind Ronan until he pushed off the shelf to admire the atrocity.
"Glitter," whispered Noah reverentially, giving it a shake. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#81. There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#82. Why is abbreviation such a long word? - Author: Teresa Monachino
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#83. Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#84. Home. The word circled comfortably in my mouth like bubble gum, swished around sweetly soft and satisfying. Home. Try saying it aloud to yourself. Home. Isn't it like taking a bite of something lovely? If only we could eat words. - Author: Sol Luckman
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#85. What is it, you ask?" Kali said, trying to cover her surprise with nonchalant words. "I haven't thought of a name yet. Got any ideas?"
"Shit," the pirate said, said of. The gag made elocution difficult.
"That wouldn't impress anyone at the patent office. - Author: Lindsay Buroker
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#86. You were upset. I don't want you feeling forced into anything, he pressed on, horrified at his own words. Mental. Since when did he let chivalry get in the way of a blowjob? Talk about boycotting oneself, jeez. - Author: Elle Aycart
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#87. Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Author: Alan Bennett
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#88. I swear to God, Boss," he said one day. "Ya ain't never been a talker, but lately, if ya'd a had to rub two words together to make a fire, you'd a done froze to death. - Author: Eli Easton
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#89. The funny thing is that in Bosnia there are no words that are equivalent to fiction and nonfiction. From the storytelling point of view, the difference is artificial. - Author: Aleksandar Hemon
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#90. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Author: Wendell Johnson
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#91. Naomi's my girlfriend," I say aloud, just to test the words, see how they feel fucking across my lips. Ronnie flips a page in an old copy of Rollin' Strong magazine and ignores me.
"Yeah, we heard. Sixteen times since we came in here," Josh bitches. - Author: C.M. Stunich
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#92. Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of way. So I always was a fan of sing-rapping. It was always funny to me a little bit, and I think that being funny and being able to laugh, even at yourself, is a form of flattery. - Author: ASAP Ferg
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#93. Video is a funny thing. It's one thing to be an artist, singer-songwriter, and use words and create pictures in people's minds. And then be asked to do video for it, to actually give a certain visual for your song. - Author: Melissa Etheridge
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#94. Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft. - Author: Marian Keyes
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#95. I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. - Author: Jerry Coleman
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#96. Don't gobblefunk around with words. - Author: Roald Dahl
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#97. Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy to capture that in words, but when T.M. Shine manages to do so, it's a sign of a master at work. - Author: Tom Shroder
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#98. Alright, good night," he said, his words a little slurred. "But before I pass out, I want you to know that you're the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat. - Author: Erin McCarthy
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#99. She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. - Author: Rachel Vincent
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#100. Funny how a single word can change everything in your life."
"It is not funny at all. Steel is power. Money is power. But of all the things in all the worlds, words are power. - Author: Pierce Brown
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