Quotes About Funny Weighing Scales

#1. The poor of the earth know how much we really love Jesus.

Adam LiVecchi

#2. I taught high school English for 24 years. I always teach my students to appreciate the beauty of language and to write poetically.

Mark Takano

#3. Do you allow yourselves to be gazed upon by the Lord? But how do you do this? You look at the tabernacle and you let yourselves be looked at . . . it is simple! "It is a bit boring; I fall asleep." Fall asleep then, sleep! He is still looking at you. But know for sure that he is looking at you!

Pope Francis

#4. My husband and I love to travel, we say we want to cover the earth before the earth covers us!

Ann Mccauley

#5. Shame about how we're gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab
and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It's the beginning of a joke, and the punch line is sodomy'.

John Green

#6. These critters ain't like white folks, you know; they gets over things, only manage right.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

#7. I think it's because when I look at you, I see us. and we're beautiful together.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#8. Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car ...

Tim Key

#9. A man with an invention on which he has spent his life, but has no means to get it developed for the good of humanity - or even patented for himself - must feel the pinch of poverty very acutely.

James Payn

#10. I will advise you to wait until you are at least in the university, wait until you own yourself a little more. Do you understand?"
"Yes," Ifemelu said. She did not know what "own yourself a little more" meant.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#11. I live in my house as I live inside my skin: I know more beautiful, more ample, more sturdy and more picturesque skins: but it would seem to me unnatural to exchange them for mine.

Primo Levi

#12. The only time in history Keanu Reeves' acting would have been considered appropriate is if he were the first human being on earth. But then you have to consider that the flowers would wilt.

Gregor Collins

#13. Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you?

Thomas Pynchon

#14. Reality, truth, and Jesus Christ are incredibly open-ended

Brennan Manning