Top 23 Quotes About Funny Watches

#1. Life without love is the worst prison of all.

Pierce Brown

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#2. Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

Jane Wyman

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#3. Each one must do his part if we wish to show that the nation is worthy of its good fortune.

Theodore Roosevelt

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#4. My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn."
"She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action."
-Ranger and Stephanie

Janet Evanovich

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#5. I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.

Ian Hecox

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#6. Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.

Dennis Miller

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#7. The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.

John James Ingalls

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#8. That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like.

Rob Huebel

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#9. Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see what your convictions are for that day.

Will Rogers

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#10. And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

Rodney Dangerfield

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#11. Watch me closely - only one can spoil it.

Eugene Ormandy

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#12. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Rita Rudner

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#13. No surname? Or is Thorn it?"
"Thorn is all anyone needs to know about me."
"As in thorn up all our collective nether regions," Devyl muttered.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#14. Similar probabilistic models have become central to economics, sociology, psychology, political science and the other social and natural sciences.

Yuval Noah Harari

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#15. For any particular thing, ask: What is it in itself? What is its nature?

Marcus Aurelius

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#16. Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

Henny Youngman

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#17. The seventies is what I love. Soft, touchable beauty is what I love.

Tom Ford

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#18. Comedy can be destructive, and still very, very funny. But if I can do something that is fun to watch and critical of the world but not wantonly destructive, I pursue those [kinds of] ideas more.

Bob Odenkirk

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#19. Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.

Gwen Stefani

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#20. I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much."

Jack Kenny

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#21. She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

Celia Rivenbark

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#22. There is no crisis in this country that requires us to set up a crisis headquarters. Iran is currently in a good situation.

Hamid-Reza Assefi

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#23. If Chizara was agreeing with Ethan, things were bad.

Scott Westerfeld

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