Funny Teachers Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 19 famous quotes and sayings about funny teachers to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 19 Quotes About Funny Teachers

#1. Old teachers never die, they just grade away. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#2. Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around ... - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#3. [ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. - Author: Vladimir Nabokov
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#4. Teachers of subjects that this person wasn't even good at are kissing this person and renouncing the very subjects they taught. Math teachers are saying that math was just a funny way of saying I love you. - Author: Miranda July
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#5. I think comedy is no different now than it was at other points. It takes a long time to get good and know how to distill what makes you funny beyond the realm of standup, which is what I'm trying to do with Teachers Lounge. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#6. I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. - Author: Petra Nemcova
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#7. A true Southerner will never say in 2-3 words what can better be said in 10-12. - Author: Charles Kuralt
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#8. Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Author: Socrates
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#9. I can help you, Jorge. I can give you back your self. I can give you your will.' He held out his hand, palm open. 'Free will has to be taken,' I said. - Author: Mark Lawrence
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#10. It's a funny thing - the reality is I have no feelings about school. It's long gone. Funnily enough, the bad memories - of which I don't have any left to be honest, I can just remember a sense of tedium - have faded. And teachers that I liked have remained quite vivid. There are three or four left. - Author: Colin Firth
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#11. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#12. Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#13. The ever increasing spiritual damage caused by life within the big city will make this hunger practically uncontrollable when we build here on this the landscape of our homeland we must be clear that we will protect its beauty. - Author: Fritz Todt
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#14. Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he was now quitting school. It was the best day of her life, she replied. With unexpected politeness he bowed, thanked her, and said, likewise. - Author: Carsten Jensen
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#15. I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'm a good piano player, I can sing well, I write good songs. If you don't like it, fair enough. But give me a break. - Author: Elton John
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#16. You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?" - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#17. There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#18. She'll soon forget."
"Caddy," said Saffron impatiently, "she is headmistress of the private school! She's probably never forgotten anything in her whole life! - Author: Hilary McKay
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#19. You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. - Author: Rick Riordan
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